divaface Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 she was doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 how are you supposed to do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divaface Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 it's quite possible to do without injury/pain/discomfort. that's all i'm saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 if we're not going to get at least an instructional video, i think we at least deserve a detailed description. i've given close to 20 pages of advice to you guys, this is the least you can do for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divaface Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 she shouldn't have been using her teeth in the first place. it's the lips, tongue and suction. clearly the girl was a little new at it. if you don't know what you're doing, bringing braces into the equation is a terrible idea. your man does not need racing stripes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedavidescapeplan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Zach Galafinakis is the fucking best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 that's a solid point. the teeth shouldn't really be involved as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 yes teeth should never be involved. she did not know this apparently. also, if you're not brazilian, stuff will get stuck. easily the 2nd worse sexual experience i've ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 yes teeth should never be involved. she did not know this apparently. also, if you're not brazilian, stuff will get stuck. easily the 2nd worse sexual experience i've ever had. wait... what does brazilian anything have to do with this. i'm intrigued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 yes teeth should never be involved. she did not know this apparently. also, if you're not brazilian, stuff will get stuck. easily the 2nd worse sexual experience i've ever had. wait... what does brazilian anything have to do with this. i'm intrigued. wax...........IM GUESSING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 you've never heard that term? it means completely shaved/waxed. on top of the teeth/metal on my dick, some pubes got caught. for a 17 yr old guy to tell a girl to get his dick out of her mouth, you know it has to be bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 wait... what does brazilian anything have to do with this. i'm intrigued. wax...........IM GUESSING. I think he's saying hair will get stuck in the braces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 yeah.. brazilian wax. DUDES! i had no clue there's pictures of actual vag on wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_waxing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 yes teeth should never be involved. she did not know this apparently. also, if you're not brazilian, stuff will get stuck. easily the 2nd worse sexual experience i've ever had. i had a feeling that would happen... but you're about as much at fault as her. you should have known the risks involved.. duh at least you didn't lose anything and have to have a skin graph or anything.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 yes teeth should never be involved. she did not know this apparently. also, if you're not brazilian, stuff will get stuck. easily the 2nd worse sexual experience i've ever had. wait wait wait.... SECOND worst experience?! what was first??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 tried the fuckbuddy thing with a close friend, who happened to be a virgin. i start sticking my dick in, and blood starts pouring out. all over my new used car's backseat. made things somewhat awkward after that between us too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 tried the fuckbuddy thing with a close friend, who happened to be a virgin. i start sticking my dick in, and blood starts pouring out. all over my new used car's backseat. made things somewhat awkward after that between us too. i assume you were unaware of the whole "virgin" thing then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grammarpolice Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 at least you didn't lose anything and have to have a skin graph or anything.. Graft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmonkey Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 tried the fuckbuddy thing with a close friend, who happened to be a virgin. i start sticking my dick in, and blood starts pouring out. all over my new used car's backseat. made things somewhat awkward after that between us too. i assume you were unaware of the whole "virgin" thing then? Yeah, losing your virginity to a fuck buddy seems a little weird. I mean, I've heard worse, but that seems a little impersonal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 i trimmed for my wife for valentines day.......and im fucking itching like a mo-fo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 i trimmed for my wife for valentines day.......and im fucking itching like a mo-fo. yah there's that ridiculous period a few days later where you want to kill yourself. you either have to let it grow past that or just keep shaving. always a tough call... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 i trimmed for my wife for valentines day.......and im fucking itching like a mo-fo. yah there's that ridiculous period a few days later where you want to kill yourself. you either have to let it grow past that or just keep shaving. always a tough call... for me personally i am a pretty hairy dude and i always hate when that shit gets caught in the condom when taking it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 dude your wife makes you wrap it up? she didn't care the other night with me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 why do you use a condom with the wife? never heard of the pill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 didn't i just make that joke (only funnier) 10 minutes before you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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