heavyheavylowlow Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Bronze the condom and give it to your mum, she'll be so proud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 nice. how much did he pay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 was it good yeah! I want confirmation from the man himself! Is he done crying yet? all done. it happened~! It probably takes longer to read this thread than the entire act itself. this is probable Bronze the condom and give it to your mum, she'll be so proud no condom, my bad nice. how much did he pay? none, but i did make her grilled cheese the next morning, so whatever that costs. anymore questions? word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Word. Condoms are for lame-os. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 How much longer til you slip it in her B? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divaface Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 am i the first one to ask for pics? come on dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 How much longer til you slip it in her B? i dunno. will start a thread when i do. am i the first one to ask for pics? come on dudes. no pix, i was busy at the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 NICK YOU DUMB ASS SOB WRAP THAT SHIT UP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 NICK YOU DUMB ASS SOB WRAP THAT SHIT UP! exactly. in 3 months, there is going to be another post: NICK HEITMAN IS GOING TO BE A FATHER or next week: NICK HEITMAN WANTS TO KNOW WHY IT BURNS WHEN HE PEES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Pssh. If I've dodged those bullets this long, he's fine after his first attempt. Plus, how many diseases could a 15 yr old girl have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 how many diseases could a 15 yr old girl have? you'd be surprised... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Who is Nick Heitman? Am I missing out on a legend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Plus, how many diseases could a 15 yr old girl have? i knew this girl who at 15 had slept with over 20 guys and had been paid for sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Plus, how many diseases could a 15 yr old girl have? i knew this girl who at 15 had slept with over 20 guys and had been paid for sex. Welcome to America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 i knew this girl who at 15 had slept with over 20 guys and had been paid for sex. Welcome to America. one of my friends has reportedly slept with over 150 girls since he was 14. so gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 one of my friends has reportedly slept with over 150 girls since he was 14. so jealous. fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 one of my friends has reportedly slept with over 150 girls since he was 14. so jealous. fixed. not jealous of his diseases Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 am i the first one to ask for pics? come on dudes. I asked for a video.. which is just a bunch of pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I once had sex with a girl I later found out got double-teamed by two kids I knew. I felt so terrible about myself later and was convinced I had a lot of diseases. Checked out clean though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Plus, how many diseases could a 15 yr old girl have? i knew this girl who at 15 had slept with over 20 guys and had been paid for sex. a girl who always used to go to shows i did called me jan 4th like 4 years ago, she was 15 at the time. her new years resolution had been to get tagteamed, and she had just accomplished it from 2 guys for crack the day before and was calling to brag. girl is nasty as hell. she's 18 or 19 now, and still a massive slut. 3 guys in the "scene" around here that i know of haven't slept with her, including me. the other 30 or so all have. also, when i was like 17 and wanted laid, almost slept with a chick who was like 16 i knew, but she said she was allergic to latex so i passed. best decision of my life. she came into the pharmacy i worked at a week later to get Valtrex for herpes, then 2 months she found out she was pregnant and came in to get the vitamins they give most women now when they are. she never did figure out who the father was, she was able to cross one guy off the list when the kid didn't come out black, but there was at least 4 others she said that it could be. so she fucked 5 guys plus i nearly did as well right around the time she got knocked up. so glad i passed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I once had sex with a girl I later found out got double-teamed by two kids I knew. I felt so terrible about myself later and was convinced I had a lot of diseases. Checked out clean though. a girl i was seeing about 2 years ago got drunk at a party and got doubled by 2 250lb+ rednecks who i know. once i found that out, i got the fuck away from her fast. that pissed me off so bad. luckily i never had slept with her, since we were trying to take things slow or some shit like that. :-/ seemed like a nice girl and was about the last one i'd expect to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 NICK YOU DUMB ASS SOB WRAP THAT SHIT UP! exactly. in 3 months, there is going to be another post: NICK HEITMAN IS GOING TO BE A FATHER or next week: NICK HEITMAN WANTS TO KNOW WHY IT BURNS WHEN HE PEES i think we're safe. and she was a virgin too, so i don't think she has diseases and shit. i dunno, i wasn't too worried about it at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 exactly. in 3 months, there is going to be another post: NICK HEITMAN IS GOING TO BE A FATHER or next week: NICK HEITMAN WANTS TO KNOW WHY IT BURNS WHEN HE PEES i think we're safe. and she was a virgin too, so i don't think she has diseases and shit. i dunno, i wasn't too worried about it at the time. I don't know you..but i hope it was special..not a "drunk chick at a party" kind of thing. Anyways..congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Nick, pics of the girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 i think we're safe. and she was a virgin too, so i don't think she has diseases and shit. i dunno, i wasn't too worried about it at the time. I don't know you..but i hope it was special..not a "drunk chick at a party" kind of thing. Anyways..congrats! well i know you.. and no way, i'm not that type of kid. girl rules on multiple levels, this shit is serioussssss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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