Guest naytoid Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 "Queef Stricken" is a favourite of mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 This is the best thing I've read all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Also, shitbeard is a popular one in our office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Shitwizard Douchenozzle Assbag Fuckstick Butthole (it's so PG-13, it's funny) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Butthole (it's so PG-13, it's funny) I call my wife this all the time (jokingly) and she asks me if I'm 13. I'm like "inches!" BAM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Butthole (it's so PG-13, it's funny) I call my wife this all the time (jokingly) and she asks me if I'm 13. I'm like "inches!" BAM! ...if you fold it in half! (DOUBLE BAM!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 I go for the super-simple, but delivery-dependent "buddy" a lot. Also, every so often a "brody" slips out, delivered similarly. e.g. "Whoa, calm down, BUDDY." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedavidescapeplan Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Douchecanoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keymanmk Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Douchenozzle All the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 After watching that we didn't start the flame war video, I'm really liking "noob fag". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Jingle fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 genius, said in a condescending tone numbnuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 clown sow or sad sow wad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Chode is always a good one I use either chode or cocklord on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 buttrocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 The DVD of Hot Fuzz has a little featurette of scenes from the movie "cleaned up" - the dirty words are replaced. And one of the last few clips is of the old guy at the end calling Nicolas "a bloody busybody!" except they edited both words out. It's actually not funny to describe it, but in the featurette it's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest naytoid Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 The DVD of Hot Fuzz has a little featurette of scenes from the movie "cleaned up" - the dirty words are replaced. And one of the last few clips is of the old guy at the end calling Nicolas "a bloody busybody!" except they edited both words out. It's actually not funny to describe it, but in the featurette it's hilarious. "Silly bar stool" and "Pea's and rice!" are my favourites from that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Doucher. I've been using it since before Step Brothers came out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatmorebeans Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Being Glaswegian means I have a lot of these. My favourites include: 'ya rocket' 'bawjaws' 'bawhawk' 'ya dobber' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest naytoid Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Also, Dong bag Asshat Schmucko Bag of douche Goofball (Weak, but I still like it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I also like Bozo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamwecommunity Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 goobersmooch boss! hemorrhoidal flare up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murgorgoroth Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 I'm a huge fan of Cunt Castle Tard-emisprime and Jingle Fuck is backed hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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