heavyheavylowlow Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 My brother just texted saying "If you ever speak to me like that again it will be the last thing you do" So I texted back saying that was the most pathetic thing I have ever read and he could go butt fuck a broken bottle for all I care and then I get this doozey back "I'm driving home now, phone mum and dad and say goodbye because you're gonna be in several pieces across the apartment in about 20 minutes, I'm not even kind of kidding, you will be fucking dead" So yeah, in 20 minutes if I'm not still here point out this thread to the coppers for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 what did you say that set him off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 what did you say that set him off? "My name is James and I'm your brother." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattstrike Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Pics or it didn't happen. (Have your brother post them if you're dead, thanks.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 Well I guess the story is last night I was going round this girls place, as I'm driving over he decides to post on my Facebook "Don't forget your rubbers", so when I get there she confronts me with this message on my wall that looks like I've just said to my brother as I'm leaving "Yeah, I'm gonna go fuck nina, see you later". She thinks I've just gone for that one thing, she has a bit of a yell at me but I manage to explain shit out. I get this text from my brother about an hour ago saying "so who you going to fuck tonight" and I call him on his little stunt, tell him not to interfere with my private life, call him a cunt. Then he starts going off like this because he's a brainloess thug that thinks he's the be all and end all of everything and can do no wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 oh and he ain't here yet, 5 minutes till dead time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricsnow Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 If i'm not mistaken i remember you starting a thread about what you could do to foil both of your brothers attempts at hooking up with 2 girlzzz in your apartment. You guys are crazy haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 HAHA I just got a call from my mum saying Xanders phoned me and said you've been calling him a cunt and stuff. He's fucking 22 and he's telling his mummy on me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattstrike Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 HAHA I just got a call from my mum saying Xanders phoned me and said you've been calling him a cunt and stuff. He's fucking 22 and he's telling his mummy on me! Priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 this is brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Me and my brother solved things the old fashioned way, we beat the shit out of eachother over the smallest things. That's what men do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 I'm still here, waiting for death sure gets boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 So not only was he really late, but all he did was punch me in the stomach and hit my face against the kitchen table, what a fucking pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Pics or it didn't happen.(Have your brother post them if you're dead, thanks.) Obviously you're not dead, but pics of a beat up face are still expected. kthx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 So not only was he really late, but all he did was punch me in the stomach and hit my face against the kitchen table, what a fucking pussy. wait, so you let your him punch you in the stomach and slam your face against the kitchen table, with seems to be no retaliation on your part, but he's the pussy? sorry, brother or not, if he came at you trying to intentionally hurt you, you should have dropped his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 The damage ain't too bad, just some lip blood, one sec and I'll get a picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 You know what sounds harder than death threats by text? Posting on a message board about getting beat up by your brother in your dad's apartment when you're 20 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 So not only was he really late, but all he did was punch me in the stomach and hit my face against the kitchen table, what a fucking pussy. wait, so you let your him punch you in the stomach and slam your face against the kitchen table, with seems to be no retaliation on your part, but he's the pussy? sorry, brother or not, if he came at you trying to intentionally hurt you, you should have dropped his ass. I'm 5'9" and skinny as fuck, he's 6'4" and built like a brick shit house, also he sucker punched me from behind before he went for my stomach. But yeah, I see your point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 You know what sounds harder than death threats by text?Posting on a message board about getting beat up by your brother in your dad's apartment when you're 20 years old. I'm also curious as to how he was able to sucker punch you when you'd been waiting on him for 2+ hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 You know what sounds harder than death threats by text?Posting on a message board about getting beat up by your brother in your dad's apartment when you're 20 years old. Schplidow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 You know what sounds harder than death threats by text?Posting on a message board about getting beat up by your brother in your dad's apartment when you're 20 years old. I'm also curious as to how he was able to sucker punch you when you'd been waiting on him for 2+ hours. He came in all calm, so I figured he was just being his usual dickish self and there was gonna be no follow up, but I was making a cup of tea and BAM! black-out punch, spin me, smack in the stomach, grab my hair, face into the table, then storm out. Brothers hey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I think its time for some ketchup in the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adammuzzy Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 i told some coke dude his shit was super cut and shitty and he said i'll pull your fuckin card da next time i see you bro i wish he did i want to stab someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 i told some coke dude his shit was super cut and shitty and he saidi'll pull your fuckin card da next time i see you bro i wish he did i want to stab someone Open nomination for worst post ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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