partysmasher Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Almost put me off the idea of getting a burrito later... almost. "After following the directions to chill the product, I opened the can, dumped the contents into a large pan, and found myself staring at a quivering mound of congealed goop. Figuring there must be a fowl in there somewhere, I pawed my way through the gelatinous mass and, sure enough, discovered one very sorry-looking chicken about the size of a Cornish hen. I poked at a wing; it fell off." http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/04/whole-chicken-in-a-can-taste-test.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 god. the pictures of it actually cooked are awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Wow, that is filthy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantommaggot Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Looks like an alien giving birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgry Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Yeah but whats it taste like inbetween a double cheeseburger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Who thinks this is a good idea, ever? What meeting were they in and they were like, "Sales of our frozen chicken is falling....we need something more immediate for people. Stevens?" "Uhm...canned chicken sir?" "Canned chicken? You're a fucking genius! I'm getting you a corner office" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Another Tom Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 That looks horrible. Who buys this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostatsea Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 this is seriously disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxfesterxx Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 sleazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andywax Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 "Other excellent uses creamed chicken and mushrooms, chicken ala king, fricassee or serve cold just as chicken comes from the can." That made me throw up a little in my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliketohangout Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 holy fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommytumult Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Wow. Just wow. Why not buy a cornish hen? It's probably 1000 times better than whatever that is in the can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 holy fuck Well said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Reminds me of this beauty horrible foods thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostatsea Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 i want to see the finished product! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaps Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 im glad I don't eat meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliketohangout Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 im glad I don't eat meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostatsea Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 im glad I don't eat meat. is it because it you did you would have to eat this?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 it looks like its entirely made of congealed fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Alex, looks like you were about to cook it from the pictures. I want feedback! How awful is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted May 23, 2009 Share Posted May 23, 2009 http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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