lokithelion Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I've gotten married and my car has been broken into and my bike has been stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 1 out of 3 ain't bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 All downhill from there. (I'm sorry, that sucks a lot.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 congrats! and holy shit... what city? robberies at the same location? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 Chattanooga. Yeah, we moved to a new house because our old place was a slum and my lady didn't feel safe. Here Fuckers smashed one of my windows and used bolt cutters on my bike. Our old place was on a road cops liked to chill on. This is in a dead end with crappy lighting. Moral of the story? Women are stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 divorce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Guilt her into a blowjob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Loki you fucking jerkwad! I've gotten married and my car has been broken into and my bike has been stolen. and then someone on the internet called you a jerkwad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliketurtles Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 divorce? Definitely. Bike thieves belong in the 7th circle of hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 That is terrible. You need a U-lock. This made me laugh: divorce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted July 4, 2009 Author Share Posted July 4, 2009 shit sucks, but its all good. i get to blow stuff up tonight. life could be much worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 Did you blow up your wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted July 5, 2009 Author Share Posted July 5, 2009 nah, shes too cute for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I told you if you didn't post bridesmaid pictures, there would be consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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