xfedaykinx Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Lindsey: "what were his last words?" Flashback to Tobias: "im afraid i just blue myself" Michael: "he said some wonderful things" something like that..... discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 the BEST quote : Tobias : "Here he comes, here comes John Wayne. 'I'm not gonna cry about mah pa. I'm gonna build an airport and put mah name on it.' Why Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted August 7, 2007 Author Share Posted August 7, 2007 NUTS... embedding youtube doesnt work. watch..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFSHEaxOyUU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondanger Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 STEVE HOLT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loren Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Michael: "so this is the magic trick huh?" gob: "illusion michael a trick is something a whore does for money" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbananagrabber Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 oh man, so many one of my favorites: Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to... Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that. Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Tobias Fünke: It's out of context. Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks. Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks. Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard. also, we could say some jokes that took a while to get. this show had a lot of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 best quote ever: Gob's Wife: I'm in love with your brother-in-law. Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army? Gob's Wife: No, your sister's husband. Gob: Michael? Michael! Gob's Wife: No, that's your sister's brother. Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me - me. Gob's Wife: I'm in love with Tobias. Gob: My brother-in-law? Gob's Wife: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army. Gob: To be with your brother .. Gob's Wife: No! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 after watching the george michael light saber video: fbi agent-"man, that kid's got skills" best show in the world!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Hermano.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 That Mr. F story arch was genius. Probably the most clever story arch a sitcom has ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 (with ice the bounty hunter following behind ann, george michael, lindsay and michael in the car to mexico) lindsay: check out whose on the hog in the rear view mirror! michael: george michael! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 I never watched the show religiously, but all my friends are into it. I need to grab it on DVD. but that whole sealing eating his hand/ seal was released by his brother the magician was off the wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loren Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 i never watched it when it was on dvd...but would always watch on dvd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 "LET THE GREAT EXPERIMENT BEGIN!!" not the funniest, but i always liked it. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbananagrabber Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 "LET THE GREAT EXPERIMENT BEGIN!!"not the funniest, but i always liked it. haha. everytime i see that episode and hear that line, i expect old and unprofessional to start playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 George Michael: It's the girl who ripped my heart out. The girl whose face will always be etched in my mind. George Sr.: Her? George Michael: [long pause] She's really funny. George Sr.: Well let's hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Tobias: "Michael I would be honored to be a part of your prostateticular." (it was actually called a "protest-tacular" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattisr1984 Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 probably not the best but one thats always stood out to me.. "THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 This is a $3,000 suit -- COME ON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 This is a $3,000 suit -- COME ON! haha, the re-run of this episode was on HDNet today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beef Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 I've made a huge mistake.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted August 11, 2007 Author Share Posted August 11, 2007 "pop pop horny, michael!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beef Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Gob: cocka-cocka-ka cocka-cocka cocka-ka Lindsay: chee-cha chee-cha George Sr.: cuckoo-ka cha cuckoo-ka cha Lucille: a coodle doodle doo a coodle doo Michael: Has any one in this family ever even seen a chicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 The best quote of all time (paraphrased here because I don't remember it exactly). The episode where Gob buys a boat named "The Seaward" Michael says: "You've got to get rid of the seaward" Mother says: "I'm not going anywhere." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Gob: I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with Fuck Mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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