mcm1610 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Go out in groups and wrangle girls into the group, buy everyone you're with shots and include said wrangled girls. Joke around a lot and don't be too serious. As the night goes on, spend more time on her than your group, and like someone said, establish non-creepy physical contact. Then go bang in the parking lot and shun her forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 i just want to find a woman that into ATM. is that much to ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robthepenguin Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 My girlfriend saw me browsing this thread and she was all, "IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL ME?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 i think i found her. no seriously. first time i met her was at a bon iver show. second time, 6 months later, at the kevin devine show. and she has a neutral milk hotel quote on her forearm. shes adoreable. and shes into me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkfoster8 Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 My best advice? Just be yourself. Go in with no expectations. Either it works, or it doesn't. I ended up dating a girl for 9 months (I'm sure it could have gone on longer but I was fed up) and she was the type who is normally WAY out of my league. But I guess she liked my personality, and it's not like I'm a bad looking cat and all, but I'm never THAT lucky. Regardless, her personality soon turned to shit, or I just finally started taking off the blinders. But hey, I surprised myself. Be open, be social. Go places and make yourself known. Even if you're talking to the bartender. One thing can lead to another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkfoster8 Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 My girlfriend saw me browsing this thread and she was all, "IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL ME?!" Run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 this is usually best AFTER the sex. otherwise it comes off as "hey, i spent six hours thinking about you and what songs remind me of you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 I'm no pro, I've only hooked up with 40+ women/moms/females. One Word: Confidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I'm no pro, I've only hooked up with 40+ women/moms/females/pillowcases/blowupdolls/toasteroven/socks/spaghetti/One Word: Confidence so you've hooked up with 40 or more women? or several women over the age of 40 who are moms, and i think females and women kinda go hand in hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robthepenguin Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 My girlfriend saw me browsing this thread and she was all, "IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL ME?!" Run. Hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robthepenguin Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I'm no pro, I've only hooked up with 40+ women/moms/females/pillowcases/blowupdolls/toasteroven/socks/spaghetti/One Word: Confidence so you've hooked up with 40 or more women? or several women over the age of 40 who are moms, and i think females and women kinda go hand in hand. I think that's what he meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 i fuck moms on the reg. well...A mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djones0930 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 i fuck moms on the rag.well...A mom. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 i fuck moms on the rag.well...A mom. for a minute, this is what i read. i blame my lousy sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 i have one other problem. it's kinda weird saying "hey, you wanna go out? cool, pick me up at 8" i've had chics literally look down on me because i don't drive. these are the women that deserve cum in their hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 i fuck moms on the rag.well...A mom. for a minute, this is what i read. i blame my lousy sight. in all honesty, i've done that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 for a minute, this is what i read. i blame my lousy sight. in all honesty, i've done that too. same here. its not nearly as bad or tastes nearly as bad as it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philviral Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 in all honesty, i've done that too. same here. its not nearly as bad or tastes nearly as bad as it seems. Yeah if you don't look down it can be pretty awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 A little finger painting never hurt anyone, am i right or am i right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggs1441 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Everyone go watch Keys to the VIP's. Should be on Youtube. What a show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 I think the best advice I read was from that "Shit My Dad Says" twitter account. "That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them." Just go for it. Rejection isn't the worst thing ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
croft Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 I think the best advice I read was from that "Shit My Dad Says" twitter account."That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them." Just go for it. Rejection isn't the worst thing ever. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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