mxv Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 When your father was on his death bed, did he whisper into your ear "Son, my dying wish is that when you're in your 40's, you go to record collecting forums on the internet and unjustifiably be an asshole to complete strangers for the sake of being a piece of shit. Woman love complete dickheads that have no legitimate reason to talk shit. Be sure to make fun of the mentally disabled by using the word 'retard' and use comebacks from the early 90's. You'll appear seasoned in your shit-talking and soon you'll be knee-deep. In all the pussies." I'm assuming you're single, have no children, weigh about 295, eat a lot of cheese, and call yourself a photographer (which you're not good at). I can be desultory and offhand as well, and my banter will also be superior to your's because I'm in my 20's, educated, and have more years ahead of me than behind me (unlike yourself). On the other hand, after typing this out I'm bored with you. Grow up, you'll enjoy your precious little life more by not being such a prick. BLOCKED! I'm sure my father is a lot less disappointed than yours who raised an asshat who thinks he's "gangsta" because he used non-words like "finna" (you know, because he is so well educated) to talk about his NOFX records. He is also probably wondering, as a white male, if his wife cheated on him because clearly his son is an african-american, lives in a bad neighborhood, and probably has some sort of gang affiliation, possibly sells drugs, and maybe has done prison time or at least been in juvie. He probably also wears his pants down so low that his ass is exposed for the world to see which makes all the ladies swoon. I'm really going to lose a lot of sleep because you blocked me and cut down my photography skills because someone clearly in the minority with their opinion of it is really important to me, especially when he is so on the mark with all his assumptions about me (the only correct one being my age but thanks for playing). Also, I'm quite happy with my life. Feel free to have your ghost writer try again. If you don't know what I'm saying let me put it in a language you can understand: "you finna betta recognize and have yr boy pahp a cap in my azz. ya know what i'm sayin'? represent!" Also I apologize to the retarded-american community for insulting their entire race by lumping you in there with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circuit bored records Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I think mxv is mad because Romney lost last night :-( A_Boring_Story and turnstiles 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajxd Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Mentally challenged is a race? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxv Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I think mxv is mad because Romney lost last night :-( On the contrary, I'm even happier today because he lost! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxv Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Mentally challenged is a race? Subculture? Species? what word would be more appropriate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Internet fights are meaningful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 I'm excited about a NOFX LP box set! I have them all already, but I'll still buy it. I hope there's a bonus in there like with the 7" box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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