Sad Heart

Sorry I haven't come over yet, Jon. I've been hanging out on Valentine's Day with my one true love:
 

I can't compete with that.

Sorry I haven't come over yet, Jon. I've been hanging out on Valentine's Day with my one true love:
 

Bump.

Bump.

Bumpy.

Bump.

Just moved in a little under a month ago. Wish I had a little more room, but it gets the job done for a small one bedroom Seattle apartment.
I still need to start hanging screen prints.
 

Well, I just got this from 2 manning a ROC strike:

The thing was I was being completely sincere, and it's my honest advice.
 
WHO THE FUCK AM I?!
 
Ok, let me change my advice for him:
Wait for your balls to drop. Shut up. Get me a burrito.

People are superficial creatures. If height is on the top of your list, please go get fucked over by (insert height requirement here) assholes.
Maybe we will welcome you back to reality when you stop caring about height, weight, etc.
 
Yeah, we are human and we are attracted to certain things; height being one.
But to have height be a prerequisite? C'mon. People can't control their height.
They can control their weight, their attitude, etc. But you can't control your height.
Next thing that people will be having is eye color requirement.
 
So maybe tall people can reach things higher on the shelf, but that doesn't mean they will love you more.
So maybe short people can fit in a TV cabinet, but that doesn't mean they can't love you as much.
 
But all these superficial people on an island so they can have each other for themselves. Then light the island on fire. I'll bring the marshmallows. Sorry, only people who have Android phones can come.
 
(Hopefully you all appreciate the last joke summing up how unimportant and meaningless your height might be.)

Only if you capitalize 'I', and use oxford commas.

People are superficial creatures. If height is on the top of your list, please go get fucked over by (insert height requirement here) assholes.
Maybe we will welcome you back to reality when you stop caring about height, weight, etc.
 
Yeah, we are human and we are attracted to certain things; height being one.
But to have height be a prerequisite? C'mon. People can't control their height.
They can control their weight, their attitude, etc. But you can't control your height.
Next thing that people will be having is eye color requirement.
 
So maybe tall people can reach things higher on the shelf, but that doesn't mean they will love you more.
So maybe short people can fit in a TV cabinet, but that doesn't mean they can't love you as much.
 
But all these superficial people on an island so they can have each other for themselves. Then light the island on fire. I'll bring the marshmallows. Sorry, only people who have Android phones can come.
 
(Hopefully you all appreciate the last joke summing up how unimportant and meaningless your height might be.)

There's a line.
If it was free, you're fine. (Unless you saw it in a FYI, grabbed it, and bolted.)
If you paid money for it, you're not.
 
Haha.

People are superficial creatures. If height is on the top of your list, please go get fucked over by (insert height requirement here) assholes.
Maybe we will welcome you back to reality when you stop caring about height, weight, etc.
 
Yeah, we are human and we are attracted to certain things; height being one.
But to have height be a prerequisite? C'mon. People can't control their height.
They can control their weight, their attitude, etc. But you can't control your height.
Next thing that people will be having is eye color requirement.
 
So maybe tall people can reach things higher on the shelf, but that doesn't mean they will love you more.
So maybe short people can fit in a TV cabinet, but that doesn't mean they can't love you as much.
 
But all these superficial people on an island so they can have each other for themselves. Then light the island on fire. I'll bring the marshmallows. Sorry, only people who have Android phones can come.
 
(Hopefully you all appreciate the last joke summing up how unimportant and meaningless your height might be.)

People are superficial creatures. If height is on the top of your list, please go get fucked over by (insert height requirement here) assholes.
Maybe we will welcome you back to reality when you stop caring about height, weight, etc.
 
Yeah, we are human and we are attracted to certain things; height being one.
But to have height be a prerequisite? C'mon. People can't control their height.
They can control their weight, their attitude, etc. But you can't control your height.
Next thing that people will be having is eye color requirement.
 
So maybe tall people can reach things higher on the shelf, but that doesn't mean they will love you more.
So maybe short people can fit in a TV cabinet, but that doesn't mean they can't love you as much.
 
But all these superficial people on an island so they can have each other for themselves. Then light the island on fire. I'll bring the marshmallows. Sorry, only people who have Android phones can come.
 
(Hopefully you all appreciate the last joke summing up how unimportant and meaningless your height might be.)

Only if you capitalize 'I', and use oxford commas.

I can definitely get behind that.
 
Thanks homie!

Thanks, bud!
 
 
 
Moderating our foul, beautiful mouths, with your smart, talented brain and mod super powers. Duh.
Also, I think you're pretty.
 
Also, this is you:

Gotta admit that there are some good-looking people 'round here in VC. From the "pic of yourself" thread to here.
 
What the hell am I doing here then?!?!
 

Autumn is hotter anyway.