unknown pleasures Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/rare-records-mostly-dreadful-2014072588944 RARE RECORDS MOSTLY DREADFUL Scarce and highly collectable vinyl records are generally awful, it has emerged. Vinyl junkie Tom Logan said: “Yes it was over a grand but I finally got a seven inch copy of Harmonica Gopher by Bayou Dogg III off some helpful opportunist on Discogs. “It is very rare because nobody liked it when it came out. Most copies were melted down and made into other things that people actually wanted, like rulers and buckets. “Listening to it today, it is still shit. “But it is so rare. Other men do not have it, thus I feel that on some level I have beaten them.” Collector Stephen Malley said: “I lost my wife and kids after spunking all our food money on obscure records. “All I’ve got to show for it is a lock-up garage full of atonal jazz, wanky prog rock and, most puzzlingly of all, Italian horror film soundtracks. “It was worth it.” Klefki, Billich0986 and NapalmBrain 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterrod Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Haha, "spunking" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distinctlydustin Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Spunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caninesapien Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 “All I’ve got to show for it is a lock-up garage full of atonal jazz, wanky prog rock and, most puzzlingly of all, Italian horror film soundtracks. Thanks to Death Waltz and 4 Men With Beards for making this expensive dream a cheap reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggs Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Baggs is a PROG MASTERMAN and Baggs do take umberage at this post. You can go fox. For example: one of the rarest UK lps is Dark Round The Edges. It is one of the bestest, heaviest as well. What do you know? You know nuffink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl addict Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 I love spunking on my rare records Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown pleasures Posted January 22, 2016 Author Share Posted January 22, 2016 I love spunking on my rare records That's what they're there for, right? vinyl addict 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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