unknown pleasures

It would probably be a bigger deal if kids listened to their records instead of hanging them on the wall and/or refiling them on their Ikea shelving by spine color.

Reverse eBay pricing, where the record will be $1,000 and shipping will be $65...

Now that you mention it, Of Montreal doing that Outback Steakhouse commercial was probably the beginning of the end of everything...

I could take the McDonalds vinyl given their "history" with the format, but seriously - if we ever needed proof that we've officially reached total-point-of-saturation, Little Caesars doing limited runs of vinyl is that proof.

As others have pointed out, I may have been wrong about Polyvinyl and it actually gives out AirHeads and not Pixy Stix. Just remembered another one: Orchid Tapes used to give out Japanese apple hard candies that were really delicious - but again, it’s been a long time so I don’t know if they still do.

Let's get serious here: who tosses in the best candy with their packages? I know Graveface throws in Pixy Stix most of the time, I think Polyvinyl might too. I want to say Joyful Noise used to give AirHeads out but it's been a long time since I've seen them do that. What am I missing?

I know it was bundled with a coupon and sweatshirt but wasn’t this chicken thing technically a record sale?

So does this technically make McDonalds the world’s biggest record store? (38,695 locations according to Google...)

Thanks Obama.

To be fair, COVID-19 took us all by surprise.

It’s actually a picture of a shirt.

I'm ready for this. Got my iPhone 5c on standby at the order screen, and passing the time alternating between watching vines and the latest Harlem Shake uploads...

Maybe they need to auction off their storage unit...

Don’t you have the time to listen to him whine?

I’m in this club. No names, please. Though if their idea is it will make it less desirable to flip, then I guess it works, because even I don’t want a record with my name scrawled on it.