skumbucket Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 so police agencies in china have issued an anti-terorrism manual for residents and visitors, what with the olympics coming up and all. among the recommendations: if you get captured by a terrorist, don't fight back and try to send a text message to police. i guess sometimes common sense is your best bet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 What if the terrorist takes your cellphone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 What if the terrorist takes your cellphone? well...then your screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 What if the terrorist takes your cellphone? well...then your screwed. Damn smart terrorists, knowing about text messages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 i dont know my local station's cell phone number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 i dont know my local station's cell phone number I wonder if you can text 911... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 i jus got abducted. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 i jus got abducted. lol. ROFL 4srs?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 ya rly. weird, rite!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 NO WAI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 lol dey anally probing u lololololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 wtf!? derka derka!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 to 911: i've been abducted by terrorists! to you: do you have the new iPhone with GPS feature? to 911: no.. to you: oh, lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 We're at yur olimpiks, kidnapping ur athletes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randysxe Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 you could always just play dead??... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 I also heard that they are like T-Rex's in that if you don't move, they can't see you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 IDK, my BFF Osama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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