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What do you mean how to read it? it is like reading anything else, you look at it and discern the shapes into letters and numbers.

Now that I got the smartass part of my reply out (sorry couldn't resist) do you mean how to figure out what the information means? Typically in there is a label catalog number, perhaps a pressing plant order number and sometimes the info for who mastered the record and sometimes secret messages. When I got my last few releases mastered I had the guy doing it etch a message on each side of the vinyl in there that either pertained to the release or was something the band wanted put in there.

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the long number, like U-123477123 is the pressing plant number.

the shorter one like SA-13, or TDB-008 is the record label release number (teenage disco bloodbath records #8, etc)

some places stampe in the name of the mastering company.

a lot of bands/labels choose some inside joke, or funny thing, to have etched into it too

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  • 2 months later...

The NOFX 7" club matrix(s) read like this:

#01-a A punk, a rabbi, and a republican walk into a bar...

#01-b They seat themselves as far away from one another as possible...

#02-a The bartender asks the punk for his order, "One shot of whiskey"

#02-b The bartender smiles and says. "One shot of whiskey coming right up"

#03-a As the bartender walks back to the bar, the rabbi begins to chant a prayer...

#03-b The punk rolls his eyes and mutters under his breath. "Shut up old man"...

#04-a The bartender says "You can't speak to my customers that way"...

#04-b The punk downs his whiskey and says, "Sorry but the rabbi's a fuckin' douche bag"...

#05-a The republican says to the bartender, "Get that asshole outta here!"...

#05-b The punk hears this and says, "I may be an asshole but at least I'm not a douche bag"...

#06-a The bartender turns to the republican and tells him "You're the asshole"...

#06-b Then the bartender and the punk beat the shit out of the republican.

#07-a Then they kick the republican out of the bar...

#07-b The Rabbi then asks, why did you kick that man out of the bar?

#08-a The punk replies "cuz he's a republican you fuckin' douche bag!"

#08-b The bartender slams a bottle to the bar and says...

#09-a "I told you that you must respect my customers."

#09-b The punk replies, "I do respect your customers."

#10-a "...I'm just saying the rabbi was a douchebag"

#10-b "Ok youre out of here" says the bartender as he kicks the punk.

#11-a The bartender apologizes to the rabbi and says...

#11-b "Let me get you a drink on the house. What'll you have?"

#12-a "The rabbi replies 'well, I'll have a vinegar and water'"

#12-b Blank

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i think fear before - always open mouth

has one or two of their phone numbers

and i think mwy ablife or catch for us

running a blank has one on it about vines

It's That Ruin Our Vineyards as in Catch For Us The Foxes... That Ruin Our Vineyards... Our Vineyards That Are In Bloom from the Pulitzer prize winning children's book THE BIBLE.

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