mikeian Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 club sandwich? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081119/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sandwich_assault;_ylt=ApRWasgUU7d0azULkHy_ajoZ.3QA PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. – A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off. The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield. The man was freed on $7,500 bail. Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 hahaha i LOVE the last line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 A friend of mine sent me this. My response? 'Ono she didn't.' Lots of Jake-cred if you get the reference. (Jake-cred is completely useless) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 That's hilarious. What could she have done to infuriate him so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 A friend of mine sent me this. My response?'Ono she didn't.' Lots of Jake-cred if you get the reference. (Jake-cred is completely useless) Flight of the Conchords Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbanargyle Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 That reminds me of the scene in Napoleon Dynamite when Uncle Rico throws the steak at Napoleon as he rides his bike up to the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericheartsu Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 honestly when i clicked on this i was expecting someone to be able to charge their cell phone with a sandwhich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 honestly when i clicked on this i was expecting someone to be able to charge their cell phone with a sandwhich. that is retarded. so retarded it just might work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 honestly when i clicked on this i was expecting someone to be able to charge their cell phone with a sandwhich. that is retarded. so retarded it just might work... You can do it with a potato, why not a sammich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I bet it was a turkey on rye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valentine Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 that is retarded. so retarded it just might work... You can do it with a potato, why not a sammich? potato bread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 You can do it with a potato, why not a sammich? potato bread! That kind of foresight will get you somewhere big someday kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeian Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 another one: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081216/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sandwich_attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 "the 20-year-old man threw the sandwich at his girlfriend's face during an argument about auto insurance and then hit her head with his fist." That's not assault with a sandwich. That's just assault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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