aviolentworld Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 so i was taking a shit the other day and thought my head was going to pop..........a brain hemhorage later it turned out to be a fuckin rabbit shit. i fucking hate that shit. also i hate those poops where you wipe your ass and you think your done then you wipe and you get more shit on the TP. thoughts. whats your worst poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jochert Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 The worst are when you feel the urge, or feel there's something in there, but it won't come out....or only part of it comes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 The worst are when you feel the urge, or feel there's something in there, but it won't come out....or only part of it comes out. or how about you feel like your going to shit your pants and your stomach is howling.......you race to the shitter and finally get the seat covered with toilet paper and sit and all you do is fart..........fuck that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexH. Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 in my pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Those shits that make you sweat as they come out. Also, the huge ones where it feels like I'm going to lose my intestines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted April 17, 2009 Author Share Posted April 17, 2009 Those shits that make you sweat as they come out. Also, the huge ones where it feels like I'm going to lose my intestines. yeah this was me earlier but it was pea sized........after all that hard work and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takingchase Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 so i was taking a shit the other day and thought my head was going to pop..........a brain hemhorage later it turned out to be a fuckin rabbit shit. i fucking hate that shit.also i hate those poops where you wipe your ass and you think your done then you wipe and you get more shit on the TP. thoughts. whats your worst poop? haha I hate those. I just changed my diet and I have the most fucked up shit. It seriously looks like I'm shitting out a Caesar salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Another Tom Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 or how about you feel like your going to shit your pants and your stomach is howling.......you race to the shitter and finally get the seat covered with toilet paper and sit and all you do is fart..........fuck that shit. This, and the worse shit of all time. As mentioned in the thread, the shit you need but doesn't happen...only this time your in a gag inducing festival toilet, then it blows, your in the dark, not sure if you there is paper, You have been in there to long, your seconds away from sacrificing a piece of clothing, you get lucky...there is paper in there only its lying on the side not in the holder, you deal with, on the way out you pick up your beer, or the glass of piss, depends if you got lucky. (You always find out when it to late) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Once I was sick on the crapper, and I simultaneously puked and shat. Also, sometimes I sneeze and forcefully fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crossedoff Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 girls are lucky they dont have to poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryneyancey Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 girls are lucky they dont have to poop I hear girls poop rainbows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intothewild Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 girls are lucky they dont have to poop Do guys really trick themselves into believing this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Once I was sick on the crapper, and I simultaneously puked and shat.Also, sometimes I sneeze and forcefully fart. when this happens you lose internal pressure and implode...that's how they make midgets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lydiawesome Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 girls are lucky they dont have to poop I hear girls poop rainbows. It's actually composed of rainbows, stars, pink glitter, and smells like potpourri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I hear girls poop rainbows. It's actually composed of rainbows, stars, pink glitter, and smells like potpourri. How does it taste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lydiawesome Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 It's actually composed of rainbows, stars, pink glitter, and smells like potpourri. How does it taste? Gimme your address and I'll send you a variety box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 OOOOPPPPOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Laaalll your srtires are funny. I dont know whybut pooppemakes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviewonderbread Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 girls are lucky they dont have to poop Do guys really trick themselves into believing this? Yes, otherwise it just ruins it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 How does it taste? Gimme your address and I'll send you a variety box. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRILLIANT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 i once had to use a pamplet i had in my pocket to wipe my ass because there was no toilet paper at target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Another Tom Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 The most demoralising and almost sad poop, is when your at home and you run out of paper and you have to resort to searching through the bin to find any usable scraps. It's happened to me a few times and it never gets any easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six42intheam Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 the worst are the hangover poops where its just uncomfortable and your hungover so your head is spinning then you think youre done, go back to bed then like 15 mins later you have to poop again. that cycle has been lasting a good 2 hours for me now (im sitting on the toilet as im typing this) DAMN YOU SUSHI AND SAKI BOMBS!@! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Once I was sick on the crapper, and I simultaneously puked and shat. I did this once, but also tucked my member in the bowl for a piss too. I was terribly ill but I still found the funny side in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 I'll break the myth that girls don't poop: I hate the forever wipes too more than anything And the rabit poop Seriously.. both SUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 girls are lucky they dont have to poop Do guys really trick themselves into believing this? Absolutely. Until you live with a girl and then that myth is horribly and irreparably shattered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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