benchwarmer Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 http://www.dontevenreply.com/ http://www.dontevenreply.com/ http://www.dontevenreply.com/ http://www.dontevenreply.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benc Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 That's hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 this site is fucking amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travis Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 haha +1 for posting this. This is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benc Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I am laughing out loud in my office. The Shaniqua one. My god... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 From Melanie ******** to MeNO! IM NOT SNEAKING ON TO THE FUCKING BUS IN A GODDAMN SUITCASE From Mike Anderson to Melanie ******** Okay, I didn't realize you were so sensitive about your weight. Priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benc Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 My favorite so far is when he replies to a female looking for a roommate and says: "Now since you are a female, I should let you know that I tend to get drunk a lot and fuck anything that moves. If you have a problem with this, just let me know. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Another Tom Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Haha, that site is fucking hilarious. My favourite of the ones i have read so far is the dude selling the Jeep. I can't believe the dude asked to be taken out of the Email, its better than TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 From Kira Anderson to Mike Anderson, Jim ***** TELL YOU WHAT JIM ILL BUY YOUR FUCKING WRANGLER SO I CAN RUN OVER MY PIECE OF SHIT HUSBAND WITH IT From Mike Anderson to Jim *****, Kira Anderson Jim don't sell it to her. She'll probably pick up a random dude and crash the jeep while she's sucking his dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Original ad: litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested. From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org Hi, I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them? Mike From Shannon ******* to Me Mike, Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them? From Mike Hunt to Shannon ******* Shannon, To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him. Mike From Shannon ******* to Me That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious. From Mike Hunt to Shannon ******* Shannon, I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger. From Shannon ******* to Me NO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 yes, the kitten one had me laughing loud in my office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 look, dante wants to be just like them: http://vinylcollective.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=33563&start=0#625451 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I don't want your shitty couch. Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not. That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb. Why don't you pay someone to haul that piece of shit away? My truck is pretty big. It is a Mazda Miata and it can hold around 3 people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 haha +1 for posting this. This is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 ahhh +1. I couldnt stop laughing at the jurrassic park SUV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaime Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 ahaha i am laughing out loud at work now. favorites were the german parrots and the vintage liqour haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted June 19, 2009 Author Share Posted June 19, 2009 oh man, the broken TV and dog sweater are classics as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurrobear Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 The one about the car with the tuna sandwich is amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 i love this!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 i could stop laughing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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