chaps Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 *Please keep this thread to contest submissions. Feel free to discuss how no one is going to buy this record @ - http://vinylcollective.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=41607 Half Hearted Hero - Defining. Refining. Vinyl Collective Board CONTEST PICK A NUMBER! - 1. Check out our new website farewellpartyrecords.com and peep the half hearted hero stream! Possibly pick up the record tomorrow if you can't WAIT any longer to see if you won @ store.farewellpartyrecords.com 2. So I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1500, reply to this thread with ONE guess and whoever comes the closest wins! Winner gets a copy of Defining. Refining. on Clear Vinyl FOR FREE! (I'll cover shipping if the winner is in the US, international I'll cover $5 of shipping cost!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtz Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 1234 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 im gonna have to go with 777 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chaps Posted January 2, 2010 Author Share Posted January 2, 2010 new rule, you have to add a pg-rated joke you could tell your grandmother into your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Did you hear the joke about the quesadilla? I would tell you, but it's kind of cheesy. 1 bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 It's true that the earth rotates, but scientists are always putting their own spin on it. 69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 new rule, you have to add a pg-rated joke you could tell your grandmother into your post. since i posted before this rule was established, am i grandfathered in?? i'll tell you a joke anyway. it's a 2 person joke, that my grandma actually taught me when i was like 6 years old. 1 - do you want to hear a dirty joke? 2 - sure. 1 - a boy fell in the mud. 2 - (eyes roll) 1 - do you want to hear a clean joke? 2 - okay. 1 - he took a bath with bubbles. 2 - ... 1 - do you want to hear another dirty joke? 2 - if i say no, will it matter? 1 - his neighbor's name was bubbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaps Posted January 2, 2010 Author Share Posted January 2, 2010 new rule, you have to add a pg-rated joke you could tell your grandmother into your post. since i posted before this rule was established, am i grandfathered in?? i'll tell you a joke anyway. it's a 2 person joke, that my grandma actually taught me when i was like 6 years old. 1 - do you want to hear a dirty joke? 2 - sure. 1 - a boy fell in the mud. 2 - (eyes roll) 1 - do you want to hear a clean joke? 2 - okay. 1 - he took a bath with bubbles. 2 - ... 1 - do you want to hear another dirty joke? 2 - if i say no, will it matter? 1 - his neighbor's name was bubbles. Bahaha. Yes your Grandfathered in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
311thrice Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 311 Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn't know he's black. Sorry..my grandmother is racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rno13 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 297 One day a man was injured in a car crash. He was alive but had to be sent to a hospital. When he woke up he shouted, "I can't feel my legs." "I know" the doctor said, "I've amputated your arms." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evvandflow Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 1,000. You know your old when you walk into an antique store and someone tries to buy you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 711 What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstar71888 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 468 What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alangrey Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 1114 A store manager overheard one of his salesmen talking to a customer. "No sir,"said the salesman.” We haven't had any for awhile and it doesn't look like we'll be getting any soon." The manager was horrified and yelled after the departing customer,” Come back next week. We’re sure to have whatever it is you need." Irate, he turned to his salesman,” Never tell a customer we're out of anything! NOW, WHAT DID HE WANT?" "Rain,” answered the salesman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricsnow Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 565 Joke time: One day a man got injured in a car crash. He was alive but he had to be sent to a hospital. When he woke up he shouted, "I can't feel my legs!!!!!" "I know" the docter said, "I've amputated your arms." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
refused Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 964 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest naytoid Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 42. Q: Why do cows have bells? A: Because their horns don't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirrichardrichard Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 894 1) Knock Knock 2) Who's There 1) Interupting Cow 2) Interupting Co.... 1) Mooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hookups96 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 815 I never had a grandmother, so i don't know any that she could hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 112 guy walks into his doctors office wearing only plastic wrap, doctor says to him, "well, i can clearly see your nuts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason0389 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 497 Not really a joke, but some interesting anagrams I found online: DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: Evil's Agent DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: Here Come Dots SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in 'em ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: Is No Amity MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z's A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS from here: http://www.fukkad.com/jokes/pgjokes.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonskanks Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 1111 2 jews walk into a bar. then they buy it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcamps Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 333 My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison; to this day he still isn't a free mason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ijux Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 921 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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