islington Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 13 A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "You know there's a steering wheel in your pants" and the pirate goes "ARRRRRGH! It's driving me nuts!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaps Posted January 2, 2010 Author Share Posted January 2, 2010 early morning LULZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 39 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eight Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 1371 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcamps Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 where the lulz at sean??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fourfourtwo Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 835! When is the winner decided? Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafmx Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 666 (what took so long!?) someone stole my jew/bar joke. bummed. what do K-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? they both have little boys underwear HALF OFF! my grandma likes sick jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xunspokenliesx Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 127 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaps Posted January 2, 2010 Author Share Posted January 2, 2010 835! When is the winner decided?Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. In about a week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 822 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 750 As heard from one of my students: A red head, brunette, and blonde were in their house talking when a burglar suddenly breaks in. The three girls run into the basement to hide. The red head sees a bag of dog food and hides behind it. The brunette sees a bag of cat food and hides behind that. The blonde sees a bag of potatoes and hides behind it. the burglar goes into the basement and says "i know you're in here, and i'm going to murder you!" He goes up to the bag of dog food and says "who's behind here". The red head then starts barking, so he leaves the bag alone. He goes up to the bag of cat food and says "who's behind here...", so the brunette starts meowing, so he leaves it alone. He finally goes up to the bag of potatoes and says "who's behind here...", and the blonde goes "POTATOES, POTATOES, POTATOES, POTATOES" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggs1441 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 What's the most unfair animal? A Cheetah. 747 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artificialsundown Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 i'm gonna have to guess 1499 my gramma married a pirate and they used to tell tales of their adventures on the high seas. this one was one of my favorite ghost stories. "it 'twas a dark and stormy night, and the captain called his crew in for a ghost story! and it went like this...'it 'twas a dark and stormy night, and the captain called his crew in for a ghost story! and it went like this... 'it was a dark and stormy night, and the captain called his crew in for a ghost story! and it went like this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinker Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 1130 Q-What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? A- Santa stops after 3 ho's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siphon123 Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 653 What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods??? Santa only has Three Ho's. " Ho HO Ho!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeian Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 280 There were 3 friends stranded in an island. Exploring the island, the 3 men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said that she would grant them 3 wishes. The first man said, "I wish I was with my family" then poof he was with his family. The second guy said "I wish I was in a bar with my friends" then poof he was gone. The third guy was feeling bad and the genie asked, "What's wrong?" The man said, I'm lonely I wish my friends were here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 787 How many members of The Ramones does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, 2, 3, 4! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tributefanzine Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylerrtv Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 haha i litereally ordered this like 2 minutes ago...can my order be cancelled if i win? (not counting on winning) 934 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexH. Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 739 Why can't a bicycle stand up? It's two-tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antoine Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 300!! A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 999 why did snoop dogg bring an unbrella? fo drizzle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genuma Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 886 Why did the chicken cross the road? To examine the structural architecture from the other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgparn Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 1319 A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders some food. Upon finishing, he stands up, pulls out a gun, a fires at the patron sitting nearest to him, killing the man instantly. As the panda begins walking towards the door, the bartender yells after him, "Man, why the heck did you just kill that guy?" Over his shoulder, the panda says, "I'm a panda. Look it up." And then he leaves. The bartender pulls out his dictionary and reads: "Panda: eats shoots and leaves" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 1,001 So a blond walking into a library and says to the librarian "Do you have any cheese burgers?" The librarian says back "sorry lady this is a library" so the blond whispers back "do you have and cheese burgers?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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