oakland Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I know it sounds retarded, but you should fuck as many of her friends and acquaintances as you possibly can as soon as possible. If she's going to fuck some other guy, make her earn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifebystereo Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 That sucks so bad... was the breakup just out of nowhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japes Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I know it sounds retarded, but you should fuck as many of her friends and acquaintances as you possibly can as soon as possible. If she's going to fuck some other guy, make her earn it. I don't know why but I lol'd so hard because I just imagined him walking right up to anyone she knows and just fucking them on the spot. No words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawbroken Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "what? whats going on!? oh god!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuglyorganist Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 listen to converge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scocia Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 I don't even want to look at half my records. :-/ 3 years... been there. walked away back in the end of '08 because she cheated. sucked, but you get passed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamover Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 nothing will make you feel better like getting even. you'll figure something out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 I don't even want to look at half my records. :-/ 3 years... been there. walked away back in the end of '08 because she cheated. sucked, but you get passed it. oh hey, central valley! where are you?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 you-7"him-LP I'd be happy with 7"s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depletedresource Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Now you can dedicate all the free time you'll now not be spending with her to being a weirdo creep. just stare at people on the street and lick your lips, get really fucked up on interesting drugs and see where they take you. spend a night sleeping on the street just for the thrill of it. The life of a weirdo creep is full of adventure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullflip Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I know it sounds retarded, but you should fuck as many of her friends and acquaintances as you possibly can as soon as possible. If she's going to fuck some other guy, make her earn it. fuck that shit. you know that guy you think shes seein now? you need to find a way to hang out with him at a bar or party. follow him from his house if you need to. buy him drinks all night. then you fuck him. if he's going to fuck your gf make HIM earn it. also, don't use lube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 YOUR GF WAS 3 YEARS OLD!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mygreatdevastator Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 YOUR GF WAS 3 YEARS OLD!? The people I work with thought something was wrong cause I was tearing laughing. Fuck her friends, listen to converge, grab a quarter, roll a fatty blunt, then listen to the illusion of safety, cept #6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 it was the first thing i thought of when i saw this thread, but i didnt want to be a super dick and have it be one of the first replies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel Posted February 11, 2010 Author Share Posted February 11, 2010 Flicker your replies help a lot actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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