robotnerd Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 man I hope that "Huntsville Dragway" shirt is from my Hometown... are you from huntsville alabama? i went there for a wedding last year, the wedding was great, huntsville was AWFUL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Did you consider that maybe she was bi-sexual the whole time and didn't clue you in because of your demonstrably juvenile perceptions of "teams" and whatnot? This. And what Nicole said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted February 23, 2010 Author Share Posted February 23, 2010 Did you consider that maybe she was bi-sexual the whole time and didn't clue you in because of your demonstrably juvenile perceptions of "teams" and whatnot? You've obviously never seen Seinfeld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlejonnyhormone Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 ANGER THREAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Not all lesbians are butch you know. I strongly believe all denim jackets should be banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlrose Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I'm not 100% sure but I would put money on the fact that she switched due to either your laughably small penis or your complete ineptitude in bed or a combination of the two. No woman is born gay, they're turned that way by men who have the penis skill of of Bob Dole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlrose Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Also, denim jackets are cool. What would Canadians wear to weddings if you banned them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 if it makes you feel any better, I think my first real girlfriend is a lesbian now, to be honest I knew the whole time, shoulda taken that threesome while I had the chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
servo Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 i cant help but notice there are no pics. this did not happen. lets move along Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlrose Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 if it makes you feel any better, I think my first real girlfriend is a lesbian now, to be honest I knew the whole time, shoulda taken that threesome while I had the chance You realize a threesome with a legitimate lesbian equals two women going at it like gang busters, while you sit in the corner jacking off to the soundtrack from Juno. It's science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 this is from my ex girlfriends facebook, shes on th eleft, she didnt look like that when we were dating I swear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Also, denim jackets are cool. What would Canadians wear to weddings if you banned them. We'd simply reverse the layers. Denim shirts and flannel jackets. Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I went out with her 3 years ago though so I know its not me who made her leave the team. I'm actual quite surprised since she is really girly and a picture, that my friend who goes to school with her showed me, shows her with one of those ultra-butch lesbians. So? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 man I hope that "Huntsville Dragway" shirt is from my Hometown... are you from huntsville alabama? i went there for a wedding last year, the wedding was great, huntsville was AWFUL. Yup Yup, Born and Raised (for better or worse). Yeah Huntsville is pretty fucking boring...until there's a random Axe-Murder or college prof. who goes insane and kills her colleagues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I'm willing to bet your ex-girlfriend started a thread on the Sarah McLachlan message board entitled "My ex-boyfriend is a fag" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I'm willing to bet your ex-girlfriend started a thread on the Sarah McLachlan message board entitled "My ex-boyfriend is a fag" plus-fucking-one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 I'm willing to bet your ex-girlfriend started a thread on the Sarah McLachlan message board entitled "My ex-boyfriend is a fag" LOLZ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifebystereo Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Not all lesbians are butch you know. Seriously. Some gay girls, like me, even collect records... whoaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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