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who would you will your collection to if you died?


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Do you see what I did there?

I implied that your mom is an AIDS-infected syphilitic prostitute, DESPITE that I don't even know who she is!

This is humorous, because most people wouldn't want their mothers to be prostitutes, let alone sick with highly infectious and life-altering sexually transmitted diseases!

This could also reflect poorly upon them and be considered emasculating!

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My dad's record collection actually is willed to me.

And it increased by 4,000-5,000 singles today. Thanks Craigslist!

You hired someone on Craigslist to kill your dad so that you could inherit his singles collection?

Ha, I guess that's one way to interpret my post. But no, I bought him 4,000 records as an early birthday present.

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Do you see what I did there?

I implied that your mom is an AIDS-infected syphilitic prostitute, DESPITE that I don't even know who she is!

This is humorous, because most people wouldn't want their mothers to be prostitutes, let alone sick with highly infectious and life-altering sexually transmitted diseases!

This could also reflect poorly upon them and be considered emasculating!

I do see what you did there! Quite witty, Mr. Tangent.

Well played.

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I'd will them to my sister, or possibly my friend Krista.

No one I'm really close with cares about music much. My friend loves records but doesn't have much herself. My sister is 16 and is pretty fascinated with them but doesn't have any herself. She likes a lot of the music I do, though, so it would make sense.

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I'd probably let my best friends take what they really wanted, and then the rest would go to my brother.

He's 14, 12 years younger than I am and is finally getting into music, mostly metal. I bought him the Axe To Fall CD for Christmas and he must love it because the cover art is his facebook picture, so I bought him some other Converge albums and both Baroness albums for his birthday.

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