controlthebleeding Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 i forgot to add these. i likem-STUDENT BODIES (i like this and i don't care how bad it is. the kills are ridiculous, but funny. one of the first horror/slasher spoofs made. paper clip kills, malvert is fuckin hilarious, horse head book ends and kristen ritter is adorable.) good call controlthebleeding. don't forget the eggplant killing. i once tried to get my band to call themselves "horsehead bookends". didn't work. i love the heavy breathing and killer's monologue "sex kills" "then there's ms van dyke.. what's in a name? everything" "I thought you sounded like you were speaking through a rubber chicken" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raistlinn Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Is The Cube a bad movie? Because I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodooman595 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Dead Snow was incredible.My Name is Bruce Waxworks 2 Six String Samurai I managed to see a screening of "My Name is Bruce" when Bruce Campbell toured it. Coincidentally enough, Jeffrey Donovan from "Burn Notice" showed up during the Q&A because he was doing a stage play in Chicago. Epic evening if I say so myself. I thought "The Six String Samurai" was pretty interesting. The Red Elvises? Come on! But as for bad movies: The Suckling A Boy and His Dog (Trailer) Brain Damage ( )The Wicker Man ( )Far Cry The Movie ( ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoss Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 -SLEEPAWAY CAMP 3-TEENAGE WASTELAND (one of my favorite movie franchises, but this movie is so bad. firecracker in the nose was a pretty awesome kill though) +1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrygumguru Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 JINGLE ALL THE WAY - Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad search for the popular Christmas toy of the year, "Turbo Man", on Christmas Eve. Also, Phil Hartman plays Schwarzenegger's next door neighbor. I watch it every Christmas season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest errolwest Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 JINGLE ALL THE WAY - Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad search for the popular Christmas toy of the year, "Turbo Man", on Christmas Eve. Also, Phil Hartman plays Schwarzenegger's next door neighbor. I watch it every Christmas season. I loved this movie so much as a kid! Haven't seen it in years though. Haha Also, I watched black dynamite last night, it was one of the best movies i've seen in awhile "but black dynamite, I sell drugs in the community!" hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 LOL how many taglines does one horrible movie need? A: at least 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djones0930 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 var ads = new Array("300x250-1.png","300x250-2.png","300x250-3.png"); var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*ads.length); if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) { if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) document.write('+':ufd86jrd]'); else document.write('+':ufd86jrd]'); } else { document.write(''); } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I've seen that trailer before somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stranaspank Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Rhinestone - Dolly Parton teaching Sylvester Stallon to be a country singer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 LOL holy shit that trailer. i like how they have to throw in "black comedy" at the end so that, you know, we don't think it's for real reals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djones0930 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 var ads = new Array("300x250-1.png","300x250-2.png","300x250-3.png"); var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*ads.length); if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) { if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) document.write('+':29u16lfv]'); else document.write('+':29u16lfv]'); } else { document.write(''); } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyingthescene Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 all other movies suck now. ONE DOLLAR. FOR EVERY CATHOLIC. Yeah, that kinda looks awesome. I've been on this weird 70's-Italian-Horror-Porno-Thriller binge lately, watching a bunch of movies directed by Joe D'Amato like the Black Emanuelle series and Erotic Nights of the Living Dead. It's entertaining stuff, anyone else have similar suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kingbuzzo Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 all other movies suck now. ONE DOLLAR. FOR EVERY CATHOLIC. Yeah, that kinda looks awesome. I've been on this weird 70's-Italian-Horror-Porno-Thriller binge lately, watching a bunch of movies directed by Joe D'Amato like the Black Emanuelle series and Erotic Nights of the Living Dead. It's entertaining stuff, anyone else have similar suggestions? Google "Tracker 3" and you'll find a torrent site that's got an ongoing Joe D'Amato project. Lots of rare stuff if you're into torrents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyingthescene Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Yeah, that kinda looks awesome. I've been on this weird 70's-Italian-Horror-Porno-Thriller binge lately, watching a bunch of movies directed by Joe D'Amato like the Black Emanuelle series and Erotic Nights of the Living Dead. It's entertaining stuff, anyone else have similar suggestions? Google "Tracker 3" and you'll find a torrent site that's got an ongoing Joe D'Amato project. Lots of rare stuff if you're into torrents. Oh sweet, thanks! Looks like it's more of his porno stuff than conventional movies with nekkid people, but I'm sure a few will be interesting ... like Snow White & The 7 Dwarfs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest naytoid Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 I watched 'Big money Rustlas' today, it should be in this thread along with 'Big Money Hustlas'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooclosetosee Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 I watched 'Big money Rustlas' today, it should be in this thread along with 'Big Money Hustlas'. Are these movies any good in a bad sort of way? Or are they just bad in a bad sort of way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest naytoid Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 It's amazing how bad they are, but they're also compelling and brilliant... In an Ed Wood kind of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kingbuzzo Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I watched 'Big money Rustlas' today, it should be in this thread along with 'Big Money Hustlas'. I like "Big Money Hustlas" quite a bit but "Big Money Rustlas" was lacking any of the good qualities of the first. If you haven't and are able to, check out the commentary on "Big Money Hustlas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philviral Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Zombie Strippers... Came here to post this ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordyedge Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 If there are any bad horror fans, I highly recommend a movie called: The Mad. In this movie, an oozing hamburger patty kills a man. Pretty wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstar71888 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 The New Guy (and well, anything with Eddie Griffin in it, tbh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 "I'm gonna get you sucka" it's like black dnamite, but it's not supposed to be funny. Yet, some how it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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