eddieruckus Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 ok so I run a pizza place here in south florida, we have one kid that works with us and everytime he comes in he eats all the food we got, doesnt matter if its for customers or another employees, he doesnt ask he just eats it. Today one of my other employees bought some oil based laxative to put on a pepperoni pizza because they know when he comes in hes going to eat it without asking, is this fucked up to do? This kid is also a thug , he says hes in the "crips" and steals ipods and shit like that from kids in his school. I think its hilarious, but me being 25 this could be a little immature, whatd u guys think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondanger Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 do it serious i love office pranks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 DO IT! then post pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondanger Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 DO IT!then post pics hahaha +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Send him a link to this thread? Wait...I mean do it and then post n00dz...Wait...I suck at advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ps Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 no question... do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 just video tape him doing it and give the tape to your boss to get that fucker fired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recordsyeah Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 that guy sounds like he sucks. do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 hahaha see the bad part is , I am the boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 THEN DO THAT SHIT!! hopefully he's not allergic. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted February 8, 2008 Author Share Posted February 8, 2008 THEN DO THAT SHIT!!hopefully he's not allergic. lol thats what im worried about, but one of other dudes here says he swears this kid told a story about how he was constipated once because he took too many pills or something and he had to take laxatives to shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 just give the recommended amount then sell the pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Let the guy do it. I also work in a restaurant, and we call the servers "vultures" because anytime food is left lying around, they swoop in and eat it. One of my cooks brought in some brownies that he had laced with visine, set them on the counter, and without asking, the servers swooped in and ate them all. By the end of the shift they were all shitting non stop. Thing is, he brought in brownies, but he didn't say anyone could eat them....basically they were "stolen" from him, so we could not fire him. (Not that I would have let that happen without a fight, the guy was one of my best cooks.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 you're never too old to put laxitives in someones food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Oh, BTW.....your NMDS 7 inch went out today, Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 no question... do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adammuzzy Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Let the guy do it.I also work in a restaurant, and we call the servers "vultures" because anytime food is left lying around, they swoop in and eat it. One of my cooks brought in some brownies that he had laced with visine, set them on the counter, and without asking, the servers swooped in and ate them all. By the end of the shift they were all shitting non stop. Thing is, he brought in brownies, but he didn't say anyone could eat them....basically they were "stolen" from him, so we could not fire him. (Not that I would have let that happen without a fight, the guy was one of my best cooks.) Visine makes you shit if you ingest it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Oh, BTW.....your NMDS 7 inch went out today, Eddie. dude, trade it to me, along with all your other cool / rare / newly aquired records for really common shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 i didnt think that could happen until i saw wedding crashers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defanatic1758 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 This would be EPIC. Do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfiction Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 hahaha see the bad part is , I am the boss Why don't you just fire him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 because office pranks are more fun and if you fire him you have to pay severance! (LOL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 hahaha see the bad part is , I am the boss Why don't you just fire him? Because the kid is in the crips, and will steal all of Eddies vinyl, yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 kik, vinylz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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