edgedestroys Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 http://politics.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474979317327 So dumb it's amusing, figured I'd share. Aren't there more important things to worry about than telling all the rednecks not to bang animals or something? They can't even word this right, now not even sane people can get laid. Oh wait. 798.02 Lewd and lascivious behavior. Forgot FL has a fondness for giving too much of a shit about it's citizens having sex lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I hate this state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted May 13, 2011 Author Share Posted May 13, 2011 Can't wait to move back haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I guess Fest Sex has also been outlawed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raidenradio Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Doesn't that mean Floridians can no longer reproduce? I don't see a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 but is this going to shut down the porn industry in flordia? cos it's pretty boomin' over there. not that i know, but... i know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted May 13, 2011 Author Share Posted May 13, 2011 Doesn't that mean Floridians can no longer reproduce? I don't see a problem. Who honestly even listens to these laws haha. Technically by that second law I mentioned pre-marital sex is a misdemeanor, Florida was already full of sexual outlaws lol. You'd have a point if people actually listened to it though. Blessing in disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 This does not affect me. :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circlingvultures Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I guess Fest Sex has also been outlawed Thank god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 This does not affect me. :'( (i don't know who that is, thank google image for that one.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Well I guess this ruins my vacations down the Ormond Beach and my condos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 my birthday! Oh no, guess I won't be fucking in Florida that day! Or any day. Ever. (Florida sucks) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 This does not affect me. :'( (i don't know who that is, thank google image for that one.) Jesus Christ, is that a homemade Pringles Fleshlight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 This does not affect me. :'( (i don't know who that is, thank google image for that one.) And I thought I was hard up. Really puts things in perspective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I like that he chose the "Hot & Spicy" variety. Because "Sour Cream & Onion" just doesn't seem right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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