eddieruckus Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 mine is an asshole, he has a cat that howls at 6am every single fuckin day and he doesnt do anything about it. He never cleans shit and he drinks all my beer. He also tries to give me less rent than him because he says I dont clean. He had his mom and some sort of baby at our apt at 9am this morning screaming and fucking yelling and opening the door to my room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 And why the hell is he still living there? I would have kicked him out already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I have a pretty sub-par roommate but he's about to move out. THANK GOD. I make mental notes of lots of things around the house just to see if he'll take the initiative to do shit without me asking him to, but he never does. Case in point: My girlfriend and I went out of town for the weekend, and the trashcan in the kitchen was completely full when we left. Did he take it out while we were gone? OF COURSE NOT. It was overflowing even more, with additional trash stacked up around it on the floor. Goddamn I hate slobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zak138 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 mine is an asshole, he has a cat that howls at 6am every single fuckin day and he doesnt do anything about it. He never cleans shit and he drinks all my beer. He also tries to give me less rent than him because he says I dont clean. He had his mom and some sort of baby at our apt at 9am this morning screaming and fucking yelling and opening the door to my room. you should give him some exlax! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 once you have no room mates you will never go back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewbr0 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 One of my previous roommate was a drug dealer. Worst person to ever live with. Always smoking weed In the house. Always sketchy people over. Beer cans and trash everywhere. Then he got a dog... Piss and shit everywhere. Then he was getting mad I never hung out with anyone. I don't drink or do drugs at all. And haven't for years. It escalated to the point where he tried to fight me. This all went on for a few months. There were rumors behind my back I was getting kicked out. He pretty much ruined an old antique library desk we used as a dining room table. So one night I was washing a sink full of dishes that were my dishes that they dirtied (no big deal) and said to him "hey you wanna buy these dishes from me?" "uh... What?" "you wanna buy em or not? I'm moving out tomorrow" "ummmmmmmmm". The best note I couldve left on was a "fuck you" and that's what I did. This is only a brief explanation of the whole thing. I hate weed more than anything. The smell is horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Since when is smoking weed in the house a bad thing? Pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 bounced me 2 rent checks. fuck her. she got kicked to the curb and threatened with court until i called her dad who paid me back. if she was a dude her ass would have been beaten twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I live with 5 people at Uni, 4 of them are incapable of cleaning up after themselves, 3 of them are incapable of doing the washing up when I ask them, 2 of them sleep until at least 6pm every day and one of them has only done around £50 worth of food shopping since September, consider that amount when I tell you I've almost doubled that amount in one shop, only for him to work his was through most of it at a lightening pace. I mean, who needs to eat 3 snickers bars and 3 packet of potato crisps in one go? Bottom line, If I could afford to live on my own, I would, or with a chick I suppose, as long as we banged a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 oh yeah my room mate buys porn on ppv and doesnt tell me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danalive Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I live with 5 people at Uni, 4 of them are incapable of cleaning up after themselves, 3 of them are incapable of doing the washing up when I ask them, 2 of them sleep until at least 6pm every day and one of them has only done around £50 worth of food shopping since September, consider that amount when I tell you I've almost doubled that amount in one shop, only for him to work his was through most of it at a lightening pace. I mean, who needs to eat 3 snickers bars and 3 packet of potato crisps in one go?Bottom line, If I could afford to live on my own, I would, or with a chick I suppose, as long as we banged a lot. not to mention the dumbass who wouldnt fix the door... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I live with 5 people at Uni, 4 of them are incapable of cleaning up after themselves, 3 of them are incapable of doing the washing up when I ask them, 2 of them sleep until at least 6pm every day and one of them has only done around £50 worth of food shopping since September, consider that amount when I tell you I've almost doubled that amount in one shop, only for him to work his was through most of it at a lightening pace. I mean, who needs to eat 3 snickers bars and 3 packet of potato crisps in one go?Bottom line, If I could afford to live on my own, I would, or with a chick I suppose, as long as we banged a lot. not to mention the dumbass who wouldnt fix the door... Oh he's in there, he is one of the two who sleep in real late, and I didn't wanna stir painful memories of the door incident, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperinactive Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 mine is an asshole, he has a cat that howls at 6am every single fuckin day and he doesnt do anything about it. He never cleans shit and he drinks all my beer. He also tries to give me less rent than him because he says I dont clean. He had his mom and some sort of baby at our apt at 9am this morning screaming and fucking yelling and opening the door to my room. your roomate is mad weird. when i slept in your living room before the fest he would get up and cook sausages at like 6 am and have his fucking bluetooth coolguy earpiece on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 mine is an asshole, he has a cat that howls at 6am every single fuckin day and he doesnt do anything about it. He never cleans shit and he drinks all my beer. He also tries to give me less rent than him because he says I dont clean. He had his mom and some sort of baby at our apt at 9am this morning screaming and fucking yelling and opening the door to my room. your roomate is mad weird. when i slept in your living room before the fest he would get up and cook sausages at like 6 am and have his fucking bluetooth coolguy earpiece on. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 once you have no room mates you will never go back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainmorgan Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 once you have no room mates you will never go back. can't. wait. 3moremonths3moremonths3moremonths... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 mine is an asshole, he has a cat that howls at 6am every single fuckin day and he doesnt do anything about it. He never cleans shit and he drinks all my beer. He also tries to give me less rent than him because he says I dont clean. He had his mom and some sort of baby at our apt at 9am this morning screaming and fucking yelling and opening the door to my room. your roomate is mad weird. when i slept in your living room before the fest he would get up and cook sausages at like 6 am and have his fucking bluetooth coolguy earpiece on. there's a guy at my work who wears one of those like he joe fucking cool or something. Needless to say we give him lots and lots of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I hate those bluetooth earpiece shits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilstrombone Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I had a roommate that refused to get a job, instead he just sold weed, and he took up a whole hall close with his Mr. T shrine. I actually miss the guy a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Do you guys not know the people you move in with at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 Do you guys not know the people you move in with at all? I actually met the dude once, I was living in a house with 3 other former bandmates, our lease was up in august and he found out his girlfriend was pregnant in june and we werent gonna renew the lease and he was going to find a place with her, 1 of the other guys moved to miami and the other one wanted to buy a place so I was kinda fucked, I didnt have any time to prepare. My supervisor at my job knew a dude that needed a room mate , I figured well ill do my shit and he will do his, turns out this dude is a wierdo, real nice dude, just fuckin weird. Nonetheless I think im gonna try the move in with the gf thing again next lease time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperinactive Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Do you guys not know the people you move in with at all? Nonetheless I think im gonna try the move in with the gf thing again next lease time you mean the master? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilstrombone Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I knew the guy I lived with. He was one of my best friends. He still is and he still has that Mr. T shrine somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 i came back from a weekend away and my door is knocked down. My roommate who was the only one home says "he doesnt know what happened, learn to fix things" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defanatic1758 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 My roommate in college 2 years ago was a real douchebag. He'd do the nasty with his girlfriend all the time and lock me out. Worst part, they wouldn't air the room out afterwards... fucking disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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