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True story: I was at the Sirloin Stockade here in town (a lovely smorgasbord of food that Americans like to call a "buffet.") and an Amish family was eating there as well. I was with my father, and he said "Don't look now, but those girls at that table over there have looked at you multiple times since we arrived." (My dad is well-spoken, apparently.) So, in a nutshell, Amish girls think I'm hot, and it's probably because my beard is larger than their dad's.

INB4: Replace beard with penis.

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True story: I was at the Sirloin Stockade here in town (a lovely smorgasbord of food that Americans like to call a "buffet.") and an Amish family was eating there as well. I was with my father, and he said "Don't look now, but those girls at that table over there have looked at you multiple times since we arrived." (My dad is well-spoken, apparently.) So, in a nutshell, Amish girls think I'm hot, and it's probably because my beard is larger than their dad's.

INB4: Replace beard with penis.

you want penis on your face

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