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to see me, right? <3 AHH I'm retarded. I guess I won't be in Philly... or maybe I could go...but I was planning on going to the PA STD/ALK3 shows. Only problem is that the 30th (the show in yo hood), there's no STD. How close are you to Allentown? I think I'm going to that show on the 24th... But of course whenever I head to Philly it is going to be for you my love. PM a bitch... or something. you seem to go to NYC often, right? shit is just as likely to happen there as it would in Philly. There is always shit that can happen, but very rarely do. I know, I was just kidding. I'm from LA and hang out in Long Beach all the time yet I have survived still relatively unscathed.

How reassuring. I'm headed to Philly soon, if this is true, I'm going to have to be slightly less drunk than normal in my east coast shenanigans.

YES!!! ECSTATIC! You'd just be horny again in an hour anyway. This seriously made me laugh so hard just now. I can't have a regular one night stand because girls don't like me. RLY? I can't believe that at all. I mean, have you seen the assholes/douchebags/ugly people that have significant others or even become the "oh man I hooked up with someone last night?!" You could at least be that someone! Sidenote: Post 666--I'm so satanic right now.

SORRY!! I mean, I'm all about having a good time, but shit, have a one night stand just like everybody else? Also, to answer Scott's question, my record store day was awesome!

Dudes never cease to amaze me in their poor choices in decision making and shitty excuses. WAH. WAH. (I demand a sad trombone Dan!)

I've seriously said this before. And, really, the only STD I love has Chris Conley in it.

- NO APPLE CINNAMON CHEERIOS(Do they even make them anymore?), NO APPLE JUICE, NO APPLESAUCE. Thanks family! + Found the RSD shit I missed out on yesterday...mostly. AWWW YEA-UHH! +/- Aced the multiple choice section of one of my midterms. Don't get the essay section (not one or two, but THREE!) back until Tuesday. Two more essays to type before I leave again on Thursday. - I am going to have some substantial homework to do in NY + Even more excited for the Seattlelovvveeeefeeessssttttttts in May/June. -/- Crazy moms with the loudest voices ever. Living at home. +/+ Giant TV in my room. I finally found my season 1&2 of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

No, but it makes you a queefballoon. HAHA... Well he did say that he's going into law. uh G.G. Allin was a misanthrope, not a punk. I was thinking that too, but I'm not super familiar with his...um...colorful life (other than the fact that he, in my opinion, was a total douchebag), so I didn't want to get into it with anybody. At least nobody can say we exclude people on this board since we have both queefballoons and fuckbags! Party!

I know I have a bunch of songs I feel this way about! Unfortunately the only ones I can think of right now are: The Good That Won't Come Out- Rilo Kiley Not The Same- Ben Folds Talk On Indolence- Avett Brothers Subterranean Homesick Blues- Bob Dylan Colorshow- Avett Brothers

"is has"?! Where are the grammar police?

Omaha = Punk Hell yeah it is! You've obviously never been.

it mostly included things revolving around the loaf. the prep time for it and the side dishes took a lot of time. we had people over and just hung out and partook in other tomfoolery. if you're familiar with the pantry in downtown LA we also got the recipe for their coleslaw. was sooo pumped on that. OH HELL YEAH I AM. I love The Pantry!

HAHAHA Nicole is amazing. Porn indeed, but I also stand behind my recommendation of Planet Earth, but the BBC one, not with Sigourney Weaver.

SORRY...i wish i could make a good soufflé It's all in the wrist...and how well you can do an impersonation of Julia Child.

I thought it was some sort of lemon frosting? I don't know what I was thinking. Potatoes are awesome. I don't eat meat, but that doesn't seem so bad fat wise, considering most people eat meatloaf and mashed potatoes... then again what do I know? What did you do tonight besides the epic loaf?

How does it taste? Gimme your address and I'll send you a variety box.

was it a soufflé? How could you even question my baking abilities?! My soufflé is damn near perfect.

I hear girls poop rainbows. It's actually composed of rainbows, stars, pink glitter, and smells like potpourri.

^ This almost made me ralph. But hopefully you didn't. Happy birthday dude.

Woo! Happy times are here again!

Ew, I sounded like a loser/asshole. Although I may be, I wanted to edit and rephrase: + I have 3 bottles of 22oz beer in my fridge, pizza on the way, and RedVines. + Film to develop. - Have 3 midterms and 2 papers... which may be affected by my mood. - I fucked up something amazing and I hope that it can be remedied... really really really hope so, even though it was all my fault.

One of my best girlfriends just told me that she had the same thing happen last night. She didn't call anybody, but just wrote something crazy in her notepad (also iphone) when she was asleep. As far as stuff that has happened to me goes, I was at sleepaway summer camp when I was 12/13, and I apparently started talking in my sleep... in Spanish. There was some commotion one night outside of our cabin because it was all out prank war between the girls' and boys' camps. The dudes were trying to assault us once again and I guess I heard them but didn't wake up but caused me to start the babbling in my sleep. In doing this I woke a couple of the other girls up, one of which started taping me (for more than 5 minutes). That's about when the dudes ran in and drenched us all in saltwater, finally waking me up. I saw the video and I was talking about earthquakes, saving my dog from danger, and my little brother's crib, as well as some other random shit. I think I was reliving the events of the '94 quake. I wish I remembered the girl who took it, and that she still had the video... but this was long before youtube, so I doubt it still exists.

Trees Lounge? (I saw part of this movie once and just remembered it had Steve Buscemi and Chloë Sevigny but not the name. <3 IMDB)

My mom totally made me find this video for her last night.

lol, morons are entitled to their own moronic opinions. Yeah, dude's obviously a moron because he doesn't like the same shit you do. What was he thinking?!