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They missed one. I used to have a roommate who is very un-tech-savy. So much so that my other roommates and I unplugged his ethernet cord and he was sure his internet wasn't working for three days because it was so cold outside because "he checked the router and "his cable(the only red one in the house) was plugged in". He clearly didn't check it. Anyways, April Fools comes around and we get this guy with #9 and then hours later, after fixing his issue and having a good laugh about it when he's at class, I take a piece of scotch tape and use it to cover the laser eye on his optical mouse. When he gets home from class, his mouse doesn't work and he's positive the mouse has a virus because other mice, when plugged in, work. Scotch tape + optical mouse + uninformed user = win.

It totally is!

I hate hospitals, man. They give me panic attacks, what with their smell of formaldehyde and death and nurses with needles who want to steal my blood but can't find a vein, which is odd because I'm so thin that I have veins that heroin addicts would kill for, they stick out so much. I haven't seen a doctor for myself in twelve years.

I think it's time to seriously look into setting up tor on my boxen.

I enjoyed the xbox one. It was the first one I played, though, I never had a Sega when I was a kid.

Awesome. Totally awesome!

Your avatar makes me happy. P.S. I might be dressing up as Artie for Fest if I can find the sweet shirt and red tights. Unfortunately, I'd have to shave my sweet beard to pull off the look.

I'll fly out again, stay out late on Friday night before checking in to the Paramount at like 4 in the morning and see if I can get upped to a suite for free again this year like last year.

So I was looking for a picture that mentioned something about jigga watts and had Jay-Z in it, but I found this instead: If I ever get married, fuck getting a caddy limo, I want this!

They're a bitch to replace, you can't just get one at Radio Shack.

My Delorean is in the shop, so I haven't been to this yet. But I am way stoked for it!

I want that Tom Waits. My buddy tells me that the closest record to me that's participating is only getting in 5 of the Gaslight Anthem records. He says he'll pick one up for me, we'll see if he comes through.

It's really hit or miss. I signed up on plentyoffish.com because it's free and a coworker, who met her bf soon to be fiance (supposedly) on there, rec'd it. Match.com or eharmony seem too cheesy and I am too poor to pay for stuff. Been on one date with a 20 year old (tip: don't date girls under the drinking age) that was pretty bad (told me she still sleeps with her ex and others...she can't go a month w/o sex). Went on 2 dates with another really cute girl (blond...my poison), reminded me too much of my college ex (profession, looks, sense of humor, beer of choice, tomboy-ish personality) but had a lot of fun with her. There's a lot of single moms, but I think if I took it seriously and messaged more people I'd actually have more dates. I'd join up to another dating site, but after my previous experiences with them, I've come to the conclusion that the internet is, in fact, for porn, not dating. So I'll keep trying to my luck with the sneakernet.

yeah i know at my work they have those little greenhouse starter things. also isnt there a website called you grow dude or something. ha. you definately dont feel manly when you type that address in. Those little greenhouse things work wonders, I used one last year and every single seed sprouted. And you're right, it's immasculating typing that address in. I was hesitant to throw the link up for just that reason, but it really was helpful for me.

If you're going to grow some vegetables this summer, you're going to want to get your seeds ordered and started indoors kinda soon. I did it last year and started my peppers and tomatoes around this time. Yougrowgirl.com was helpful for me last year.

Work, possibly get a second job as a Geek Squad agent if I've got my A+ cert by then. Save money for Fest/a new computer/TV Get a new apartment that isn't ridiculously cold come winter. Drink a bunch of these:

I deliberately wore orange today, which is supposed to be some sort of slight against Irish Catholics on St. Patty's day.

Wow, I have no idea what you're talking about! 3x speed server? That might make this a little more fun.

From my new 1000he eeepc. I haven't had a chance to do all the customizations I'd like to yet. This thing takes some getting used to.

I'm pretty sure torrentleech gets a kickback from travian for displaying ads and possibly by having people join up. I'm on server 5. Which one are you on?

I just started playing it because the torrent site I use entered you in their anniversary contest if you started an account on travian. I don't really know what I'm supposed to be doing but I keep adding stuff.

Beggars can't be choosers...

toothbrush for sure. ziploc bags? Ziplocs keep things from getting wet/dirty/crusty.

Their Fest set was quite possibly my favorite of the weekend.