Satan

didn't I read somewhere that early turds start on the 4th? now I can't seem to find it.

pft, yew kno eeetttttt

This line up is a fucking mad house and I just put in my vacation request. APPROVED! I can't even begin to explain how pumped I am for Strike Anywhere.

Oh dear, mother of god.

Im calling April Fools on the Descendents. ie : "Milo spottings last year"

Unfortunately, not this time.

Honestly, I have NEVER heard these guys before but always hear about them. So, it was an impulse buy and just hope it's its good!

I have no kids, but I am an adult! The elementary school I went to growing up had a weekend carnival set up in the enormous playground/baseball field. While the kids did their own thing, in the gymnasium they set up a "casino" for the adults. Now I'm not sure what/if money was won, but I do know that my stepdad always had mom drive home whenever we left... anyway, yep. I'd venture towards a casino idea.

Spraynard is a band again and are apparently playing fest according to their facebook. How many more Spraynard shirts do you think we'll see people wearing this year? The last two years we made a drinking game because of the pure volume of those things floating around.

Mods, can we not lock this? This thread has potential.

Oh boy, another night of hilarity.

I'd suggest investing in a snorkel.

TOMORROW GUYS. (errr, today) FEST! I can already tell you that Candy Hearts is on again this year.

Oh man, that is very very unfortunate. Storytime! So, I was on okcupid in January and whatnot. i met this chick and well, I kept getting teaser pictures from her on my phone while I was at work. So like any norimal person, I called my boss and told him the deal. He knew what was up and let me leave early to go get some poon. I get over there and she's just in her underwear, with a beer in her hand, and had a beer waiting for me. Move forward. She REALLY. liked giving head. I'd describe her like a vacuum cleaner for the peen. Move forward a little bit, to only find that she's a submissive who likes things really rough. This was great for me, because I'm completely dominant and rough. Seriously, I could wind up like a batter with my hand and smack her ass until it was blood red and she'd still ask for more. It was fantastic. So the sex happened (ball gag. riding crop, bondage rope, etc...) I made her squirt twice. I was amazed and my face lit up like a kid on christmas because it was a first.

I haven't seen this pop up in a while, so I'm bringing it back to the top with all the glory this thread holds...with my 1,000th post.

whats up with all these 6-7 year old threads being brought back to life...i dont like it.

has there been any relevant street punk bands hitting the scene in the past few years? or did that pretty much die out in like 2006?

honestly, im buying this as novelty for my friends because they are zombie and vinyl enthusiasts so i hope this doesnt cost an arm and a leg...

Cost was $45, so i'd say this is definitely fair.

Hello friends, I need this stuff gone! Shipping is $4 in the states. If you're not cool with the price, shoot over an offer if you would like! 10" Fat Music For Fest People 3. (Clear Green w/ Black Splatter /100) $20 12" The Atom Age : The Hottest Thing That's Cool (Black /500) $8 Banner Pilot : Resignation Day (Black) $9 Candy Hearts : Everything's Amazing & Nobody's Happy (Purple/White Split /250) $10 Ghost Mice : All We got Is Each Other (Purple Mix /500?) $9 NFG : Sticks And Stones (Red) $18 River City Rebels : In Love, Loveless (TEST PRESS. /3) $40 Sundowner : Neon Fiction (Purple /510) $21 Tigers Jaw : Two Worlds (Green /200) $18 Touche Amore : To The Beat Of A Dead Horse (Clear /1000) $14 Cassette. Converge : AWLWLB /500 (Sealed) Thanks guys and gals. Anything sold over the weekend will go out on Monday! Let's get these outta here!

goddammit, i caved. even with that shipping and im not complaining the least bit.

even though we changed insurance companies and our rates went up just a little bit, my insurance cost is cheaper than what I would need through ACA. Really can't complain too much except that I haven't been to the doctor in about 4 years so it seems like I'm just throwing money away. But if I drop it, I'm sure something will happen and i'll lose a finger or something.

Just wanted to say that, because I was surprised that the EU store put more copies of the clear blue/black back up - I shot over an email with the Instagram link that says it's out of 300, and was told that yes, that was in fact true.