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Have to sing "nacho nacho man" every time I see / eat / am near nachos.

Sounds fun, Might just have to man-the-fuck-up

I've been putting my knee off for a while. I just imagine it absolutely tans (hurts). Thoughts?

Upvotes reached. But, touche, touche.

I wish I didn't drink but its hard not too, for me. saying that it's only once a month or so I do. I've just noticed I've been a member nearly 2 years. Oh time go by.

Knowing royal mail, they'll all be in the post office unless my mother has been round to collect them for me. bet at least one is dinged up. I wish my friends mums would give me free booze!

Just booked in to get the space on my shin done on 2nd April. Nice plague doctor holding a bottle of booze with "I need a remedy" somewhere around it. Just don't want the lyrics to be close to my larry arm's one's.

The 6th chopper just left my work, I'm jealous of everyone on it. I WANT TO GO HOME. Edit - I think I'll have at least 10 records waiting for me like christmas.

Scottish people are just weird. this reminded me that snapchat (or snappyc) is actually still a thing. May re-get.

Have you ever seen a vagina by itself? Not for me.

Can't wait until these guys come over with Citizen in the summer. Hopefully Angel Dust will come over as well soon.

This is easy going to pass 20,000 "notes" on Tumblr. God how I hate that website.

Not to be that guy but I said they would be playing slam dunk festival in the UK in 2014. Looks that way.

Fuck man, least you got back out! I've been going to Metalcore / Hardcore shows since around '04 and it's only in the last 2 years or so I've seen it. It's always the scrawny kids in mosh shorts and bobble hats as well. Fair enough someone bumping or falling into you but to blindside punch or swing is just fucked. Happened to me watching terror at groezrock in 2012, I shook it off, turned the guy round, asked him what the fuck and he went to swing at me again so I straight up headbutted him. Probably shouldn't of done it but it serves him right!

The t-shirt ones are the same for me. Personally never wear shorts, even in summer as I don't want beer or shit off the floor all over my legs. Then usually just a t-shirt and whatever jacket/hoodie I can find. As I'm cynical and old before my time I always complain about kids being shit and tend to stand around the back and just enjoy it. If its a band I'm super into I MIGHT go down the front or if I'm hammered at a festival I might stagedive, this happened a lot at groezrock last year, especially for Kid Dynamite & Comeback Kid. The UK has a epidemic of "crowd killing" at the moment at hardcore shows, which fucking sucks. That never used to happen. If someone tries to hit me / kick back at me when I'm standing / get caught around the pit, they will get put on their arse. Honestly don't understand it at all. Others ones are; If we're travelling south, we always stop at the same service station for a maxibon (ice cream thing). Person in the passenger seat / driver gets DJ rights on the journey. (band we're going to see is not allowed on) Someone claiming they're "not coming out of mosh retirement" and then does, owes everyone else in the car a drink of some sorts. One bite double cheeseburger challenge

Carry on - A life less plagued. Or would that come under A? That or Lifetime - Lifetime

Every day I'm not at fest, I wish I was at fest

Amazing

I've been so tempted to get facebook back just to use tinder. Just to be nosey more than anything.

It means travelling to London on my own, I live 270 miles away..... I don't think I could go on my own!

Kid Dynamite for me

I've lost count on what's due in the post for me when I get home. PRESENTS.

No one will come with me to see Childish Gambino next week & Taylor Swift the week after. This annoys me. Looks like my first show of the year will be Wilhelm Scream in March.

- Been at work 7 days, 15 hour days suck - 8 more days until I come home - I'll miss the superbowl - I've started smoking again since they took my e-cig off me + I'm going to Tokyo in July and have been looking at how completely mental It'll be!