mattramone Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 My girlfriend is making me go see Narnia on opening night next weekend. Ugh. What stupid things has love caused you to do that otherwise never would have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akross Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Get married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfiction Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Get married you stole mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbypuckett Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Women do things for me, not vice versa. Actually, I saw the Starting Line w/ an ex (yes Scott, xpourxpitifulxmex) and it was the worst experience of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 I've gone to three Death Cab For Cutie shows with my wife...I can't stand that band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ps Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 being dragged to a movie? Thats getting off easy. Dumbest thing I've ever done for love.... got her name tattooed on me. But I love her, and she did bear 3 kids for me so its not bad at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 i would do anything for love, but i wont do that, no no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 on the verge of breakup, she moved back home to VA after losing her job... so one morning on my way to work.. i decided i needed to see her... called in sick on the way in, drove 7 hours straight to richmond... she couldn't get calls at work, so i had no way to reach her... so i show up at her apartment only to find out from her roommate that she went away for the weekend with some friends. being broke from the trip down, i slept in my car in a 7-11 parking lot in DC (which is a smart thing to do in march) and then drove all the way home. epilogue of the story.. the bosstones were playing in new haven that day.... totally sold out show... pretended to be the drummer from Cooter (autopilot off) and got into the show, as well as got the drummers backstage passes for my friends who were stuck outside, and totally had dinner off their catering. so all in all not an uneventful weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 saw "the devil wears prada" ....the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kouka Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 learned to dance by renting DVDs from the library and surprising her by taking her on her birthday last year.. she tricked me by never saying she liked to dance until like 2 years into the relationship. i fucking hate dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Drove to Tennessee for a girl who turned out to be an internet camwhore. Drove to Virginia for a girl who talked to her ex more than me while I was there. Flew to Houston for a girl who played the Sims for six hours straight while I just sat there. Flew to Miami for a girl who fucked her ex while I was there. I'm sure I have more; those are just off the top of my head. Thank god my current girlfriend is the best ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfiction Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Drove to Tennessee for a girl who turned out to be an internet camwhore.Drove to Virginia for a girl who talked to her ex more than me while I was there. Flew to Houston for a girl who played the Sims for six hours straight while I just sat there. Flew to Miami for a girl who fucked her ex while I was there. I'm sure I have more; those are just off the top of my head. Thank god my current girlfriend is the best ever. quit being such a pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Drove to Tennessee for a girl who turned out to be an internet camwhore.Drove to Virginia for a girl who talked to her ex more than me while I was there. Flew to Houston for a girl who played the Sims for six hours straight while I just sat there. Flew to Miami for a girl who fucked her ex while I was there. I'm sure I have more; those are just off the top of my head. Thank god my current girlfriend is the best ever. at least ya got frequent flyer miles for two of those! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 on the verge of breakup, she moved back home to VA after losing her job... so one morning on my way to work.. i decided i needed to see her... called in sick on the way in, drove 7 hours straight to richmond... she couldn't get calls at work, so i had no way to reach her... so i show up at her apartment only to find out from her roommate that she went away for the weekend with some friends. being broke from the trip down, i slept in my car in a 7-11 parking lot in DC (which is a smart thing to do in march) and then drove all the way home.epilogue of the story.. the bosstones were playing in new haven that day.... totally sold out show... pretended to be the drummer from Cooter (autopilot off) and got into the show, as well as got the drummers backstage passes for my friends who were stuck outside, and totally had dinner off their catering. so all in all not an uneventful weekend. Hey man, if you're ever in the DC area again and need aplace to crash, let me know. Our couch is always open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 Drove to Tennessee for a girl who turned out to be an internet camwhore.Drove to Virginia for a girl who talked to her ex more than me while I was there. Flew to Houston for a girl who played the Sims for six hours straight while I just sat there. Flew to Miami for a girl who fucked her ex while I was there. I'm sure I have more; those are just off the top of my head. Thank god my current girlfriend is the best ever. Damn, that's harsh. Sorry dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 - Movie marathon of all 3 Lord of the Rings movies at the local movie theater when Return of the KIng was released...("There is only ONE TRUE trilogy!") - Went to Disney World 10 times in the span of 3 years - Exercised and worked out and actually lost weight - Stopped having beers for 6 months - Ditched all my friends and spent every waking moment with the girl - Forgot the #1 Guy Rule: Bro's before Ho's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 i gave one of my girlfriends my entire record collection about 8 years ago, then about 7 months ago I called her out of the blue ( hadnt seen or talked to her in about 5 years) and got them all back plus some of her own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 - Forgot the #1 Guy Rule: Bro's before Ho's Until you find one actually worth marrying, it's worth remembering that women come and go, but your friends will always be there for you. I've never understood guys that stick it out in relationships where they don't have as much fun with their SO as they do with their friends. Given the choice between spending time with drunks who love punk rock and a girl obsessed with, say, Garfield or Tinkerbell, I know which I'd choose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Sophomore year of college this girl I knew ran away from home during winter break (my winter break, she didn't go to school just yet). I let her crash at my dad's place while I was home (just trying to be nice). She totally puts the moves on me. We spend nearly a month together. The day I had to go back to school (and she subsequently had to go home or somewhere else) she got into a huge argument and broke up with me. Come to find she was still "involved" with an ex during the period of time she was living with me. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 - Saw the Dave Matthews Band three times - Saw John Mayer twice - Saw the worst movie ever made in the history of movie making -- "The Sweetest Thing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 You guys are a bunch of fucking pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 You guys are a bunch of fucking pussies. If it makes it any better I did hook up with a chick on time in her office (after hours) and broke up with her of IM (left it on her away message). I've done some shitty things too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 fireman carried my drunk ex-fiancee up 5 flights of stairs whilst being puked on and kinda drunk myself. Saw Passion of the Christ. got dragged to a N'sync show. (wearing an iron maiden shirt) Had all my stuff in a u-haul ready to move back to michigan for ex-fiancee, got called in Kentucky and she then proceeded to break up with me. subsquently lost a lot of money, job i quit wouldn't hire me back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 You guys are a bunch of fucking pussies. No way. I make my girlfriend bring me beer when I'm playing God of War and smack her ass on the way out. *thumps chest* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Alright, dante and matt have made up some points on the man scale but I still don't know about all you other sissies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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