mattramone Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 "I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 "You can't get good weed for a hundred bucks." also... "Maybe you should save the lectures for your son, IF HE CAN REMEMBER THEM!" my favorite episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 "You can't get good weed for a hundred bucks."also... "Maybe you should save the lectures for your son, IF HE CAN REMEMBER THEM!" my favorite episode. It's a straight up classic. "Look, it's the police!...and a construction worker." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andywax Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 "And that's why you don't use a one armed person to scare someone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyingthescene Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Drug Dealer: "You set us up!" Gob: "No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexH. Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 "Who'd like another banger in the mouth? Oh, I forgot - here in the States it's called a sausage in the mouth" "We just call it a sausage" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhamm212 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Do these effectively hide my thunder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Tobias - "Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 steve holt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 You baited the balcony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 13, 2008 Author Share Posted May 13, 2008 You think you're tough/Well we hate rappin!/But don't bust a cap in/Cause here's what's happenin'!/We're breaking out some old fashioned tapping! Hey bloods and crips, there's a new gang in town... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 "mom says its too windy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 "SITSTER'S MY NEW MOTHER, MOTHER!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 You can call me uncle tea-bag if you'd like. I'm probably not gonna call you uncle tea-bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alejandroid Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 "Who'd like another banger in the mouth? Oh, I forgot - here in the States it's called a sausage in the mouth""We just call it a sausage" i actually was gonna post that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 "oh, that is george michael's new girlfriend" "what, is she funny or something???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 "Hello." "Hey, nitz. Hey, jerky. I want to buy a house, Dad. It’s gotta be big." "You said, 'Dad,' buddy." "Shutup, jerky." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 "Hey, George Michael, Jesus called. He wants your Thriller album." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 i've made a huge mistake........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 man this thread rocks.....i have so many but dont want to fuck em up. my wife isnt a big help so ill have to watch em tonight. ps. not a big quoter dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 "I think George Michael is hiding Ann in the attic." "From who, the Nazis?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 and for my next trick...watch me turn 100 dollars into.......100 PENNIES!!! great, you have only been at the company 5 minutes and you already cost us $99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 theres a man inside me, and only when hes finally out can I walk free of pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 14, 2008 Author Share Posted May 14, 2008 "You're bleeding, aren't you?" "Probably. My socks are wet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatlinemole Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 'hey, WHERE THE [bleep] ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS?!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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