flatlinemole Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 i didn't put the part where he falls off the bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 Silence, slave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 "Tobias, YOU BLOW HARD!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 "I just Blue myself" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 Tobias: I must warn you, Michael, she doesn't respond well to strict directives. Maeby: All right. Tobias: That was odd. Michael: Not really. Kids love boundaries. I mean, look at these girls. Michael holds up GIRLS WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM tape. Michael: Is this what you want? Tobias: Oh, God, no. Michael: This could be where your daughter is headed. Tobias: Oh, no, no, I don't want this for Maeby either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkrock Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Gob: "Chicken fingers.... with spicy club sauce" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Michael: "Come on Tobais" Mrs Featherbottom: "It is me, it's Tobais!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfiction Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 George Michael - I have Pop-Pop in the attic. Michael: What? The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 "You know Michael I wine 'em and dine 'em but I don't let them tell me what to do, I DON'T LET THEM TELL ME WHAT TO DO" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 "Well why don't you MARRY an ice cream sandwich!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Where do I keep getting these bruises from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valentine Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 "Beads." "BEES?!" "BEADS!" "BEADS?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 "I'll never forget this, dad!" "I will, son. *sniff* I will." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 This one's probably in my top five: "I told her I was Cherith Cutestory, pirate lawyer. It's airtight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valentine Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 "It seems I prematurely blue myself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 "...is that what's going to happen to my hair?" "I tied with 'school sucks' and 'Bart Simpson'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 "It sounds like you'd like her to be more than just your teacher." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 'those are balls' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatlinemole Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 GOB - 'Am i still in prison?' Lucille - 'You're in the hospital' GOB - '.... ta da.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who is father is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 16, 2008 Author Share Posted May 16, 2008 "but my real name...is Hello!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 "I was lead to believe there would be grilled cheese sandwiches" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 16, 2008 Author Share Posted May 16, 2008 I bought you a wedding ring...tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 "YOU sir, are a mouthful!" http://bobloblawlawblog.ytmnd.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 30, 2008 Author Share Posted May 30, 2008 "YOU sir, are a mouthful!"http://bobloblawlawblog.ytmnd.com/ Or maybe we could just stay in and nest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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