steventangent Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 'hey, WHERE THE [bleep] ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS?!' That whole scene is my favorite. "Here he comes, here comes John Wayne... 'I'm not gonna cry about my pa. I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it...' Why Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?" I was in tears the first time I saw that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatlinemole Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 i was going to use the whole thing, but i couldn't find the episode but yeah. i watched that part 100x. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnightbassmp Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 "It's not easy being white, its not easy being brown!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 14, 2008 Author Share Posted May 14, 2008 So much pressure to be bright, I got kids all over town! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexH. Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 i couldn't find the episode http://www.hulu.com/arrested-development I watched the whole series in 3 days. Best weekend ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 So much pressure to be bright, I got kids all over town! *childrens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Michael "She carries A lot of weight, and she's offering to do this for free" Franklin "I'd like to see a whore that does that!" Gob "Well, not the carrying the weight part, but then again if its free" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Teamocil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Teamocil! I still say we should have gone with Mr. Heisel's 100% Natural Good Time Vinyl Record Solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Gob- "Illusions Michael! Tricks are what hookers do for money... and cocaine!" I actually just got into this show and I'm only on the second disc of the first season. I'm going to go watch another episode right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Hey, guy. They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio. Como? Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I can't remember the exact quote but I was thinking earlier of the episode where Michael uses the term "boobaman", thinking it's British slang for "doctor," because his girlfriend is an MRF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 "But still... Where did the fluid come from?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 14, 2008 Author Share Posted May 14, 2008 "The problem is she keeps saying that god is going to show me a sign…the something of my ways…wisdom? It’s probably wisdom." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 "There are dozens of us, DOZENS!" "Oh I understand, more than you'll never know." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Can't remember the exact quote, but my favorite of all time goes something like this (when Gob buys the a boat called The Seaward): Michael: You have to get rid of the Seaward. Mother: I'm not going anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 14, 2008 Author Share Posted May 14, 2008 Here's ten dollars. Go see a Star War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Gene Parmesan! (I too just recently got into this show, on Disc 1 of Season 2, soooooo goooood) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 "I didn't get a chance to read it. I went home with someone." "What's wrong with her?" "Nothing is wrong with her!.....She's blind." "ARE YOU SERIOUS!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 "What do you think of when you hear the name 'Sudden Valley'?" "Salad dressing. But I don't want to eat it." "What about 'Paradise Gardens'?" "Yeah... that's better. I can see myself marinating a chicken in that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 http://vinylcollective.proboards79.com/index.cgi?board=etc&action=display&thread=4250 Gob's Wife: I'm in love with your brother-in-law. Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army? Gob's Wife: No, your sister's husband. Gob: Michael? Michael! Gob's Wife: No, that's your sister's brother. Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me - me. Gob's Wife: I'm in love with Tobias. Gob: My brother-in-law? Gob's Wife: I know it can never be, so I'm leaving. I'm enlisting in the army. Gob: To be with your brother .. Gob's Wife: No! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest baseball Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 A+ thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted May 14, 2008 Author Share Posted May 14, 2008 Cause you're in FUCK MOUNTAIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 'How do we filter out the teases? We. Don't. Let. Them. In." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatlinemole Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 i couldn't find the episode http://www.hulu.com/arrested-development I watched the whole series in 3 days. Best weekend ever. yeah, yeah, yeah. i know how to search for online t.v. shows, but i can't play videos from that site in Canada. thanks anyway, though. Tobias - 'You know, lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed, but are free to explore extra marital encounters.' Lindsay - 'Did it work for those people?' Tobais - 'No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... But it might work for us.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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