momentumlost Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 to answer your questions... not really...shes got a boyfriend now....but refuses to see me because the one time we did get together after the above evening we did a repeat...so i doubt i'd ever see her again...fine by me. and jeff...yes...but not when you think...lol...and thats all im saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggiesized Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 You should have told her ass 2 mouth is the new black for virgins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daughtersfan18 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Lets get some "Anal Cunt". And there is pun intended! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 catholic girls give the best head.... damn...im really bad @ not kissing and telling....stupid vodka... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Jailhouse, i'm with ya on the anal... It's nice sometimes.. it's also nice to change things up..Every now and again i'll pop my thumb in a woman from behind, and if it's ok with her, i'm in there. Mind you i'm not gonna go gape her anal cavity like a large mouth bass or back of chips, but it's fun sometimes. It really all depends on the person i'm with. If she's not enjoying it, then im not gonna either. But some women actually do like anal. I once dated (2 dates max) a woman who would only let me have sex with her if it was anal. I wasn't gonna say no, because all the foreplay was the best part. Why not take it up a notch. Yes i am one of those few who things foreplay can be just as good as sex. Anyway, i found out later (after we had stopped having sex), she had a boyfriend the whole time, and her vagina was only for her boyfriend and anal didn't count as having sex. That's just dumb i think, but whatever. no ATM though When it all comes down too it, anything from anal to gun fucking (don't worry it had a condom) is only fun when that person enjoys it.. if not it's not any good for me. Personally I'm a big fan of foreplay more than sex (in some cases) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 it's times like this that I miss the ads at the top of the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Like the back of a Volkswagen? 2nd best movie ever. and seriously underrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 it's times like this that I miss the ads at the top of the thread i'm getting text ads, including "End Anal itch fast!" from a site called candidasupport.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
againstmeathead Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 anal isn't SO bad. I bet two cocks in the vag is worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swank Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Well did you cum or what?! Jesus CHRIST, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public! (way to be on point with the Mallrats quotes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibby6385 Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 One of my ex's was South African so a little accent, we did anal twice. Man was I a jerk, it was hurting her a little bit. I wanted to finish, so I pounded a little harder. Then bam, lets just say she was in the bathroom for about an 30 minutes trying to wash it out. The moral of the story is, the second time I cummed on her back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtmanner Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Her's how it goes: 50% vag whlst pregame the b-hle, 20% anal, finsih up vag or wherver else. it changes things up abit, nad i thnk anal is like "hjeat of the moment"r ype of thig. I did it a bunch ith my ex, but it wasn;t ever a highlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidamnesiac Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 priceless that nearly everyone in this thread that has mentioned they've done anal did it with "their ex." apparently girls that like anal ain't no good to settle down with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 and it seems like quite a few people in this thread are drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidamnesiac Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 so by logical deduction, we can assume: alcohol+ex girlfriends=anal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celebdeath Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 so by logical deduction, we can assume:alcohol+ex girlfriends=anal? maybe its alcohol+anal=ex girlfriend. maybe the girls dont like it, so when the boyfriend trys it on, its a good excuse for the girl to dump him. happened like that with a few (very nice) girls i knew. i'm not into ass poking. shit comes outta there, doesnt go in. thats just me i guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 much rather hit the vag from behind than do anal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valentine Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 much rather hit the vag from behind than do anal. TRUTH! gabe just won the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 DVDA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 STUNT COCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scriptedrain Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Well did you cum or what?! Jesus CHRIST, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public! (way to be on point with the Mallrats quotes) Likewise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperinactive Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 the worst is when you are going doggy then slip out and jam their asshole on accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperinactive Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 im surprised an eddieruckus story hasnt hit this thread yet. i know he has some good ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skanknsmile Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 The first time I did anal was with a girl I met in Austin during fun fun fun fest. I came back for SXSW and the last night I was in town I was looking for a place to stay and she finally came out and met up with me and my friends. We were looking for a place to shack up all night, and finally we went to her friends house. She was on the rag so we didn't do much at first and then we passed out. In the morning we started doing a bit of foreplay and then she turned around and said, "well, you can always do anal" and I immediately said yes. It turned out the room we were staying in was her gay friends so she reached under the bed and found lube right away and we got to it. It rules. end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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