kidamnesiac Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 maybe its alcohol+anal=ex girlfriend. hahaha. yes that's mo' better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Like the back of a Volkswagen? SO much win. I'd give you +1, but your Karma right now is at 1337. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest baseball Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 lol @ this thread. I've got no problems with anal. It's never in the game plan, but if things go that way I'm not complaining. It's always good to mix things up a little. I do require a shower to be a pretty recent event for obvious reasons. I don't really see the big deal about anal. Just lube it up and it's like a really tight vagina. How could that be a bad thing? Any guys going to admit they like it when their girlfriend sticks their fingers up your ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 lol @ this thread.I've got no problems with anal. It's never in the game plan, but if things go that way I'm not complaining. It's always good to mix things up a little. I do require a shower to be a pretty recent event for obvious reasons. I don't really see the big deal about anal. Just lube it up and it's like a really tight vagina. How could that be a bad thing? Any guys going to admit they like it when their girlfriend sticks their fingers up your ass? I like it when my girlfriend sticks her fingers in your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbypuckett Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 DVDA NOW YOU'RE A MAN, A MAN MAN MAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsleepOnRocks Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Yeah, definitely not into the girl playing around with my ass. Once, this girl I was seeing was going down on me, she started licking my ass, and I nearly punched her in the forehead. Totally uncool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperinactive Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 the vag is good enough to stick to. asshole land is off limits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 lol @ this thread.I've got no problems with anal. It's never in the game plan, but if things go that way I'm not complaining. It's always good to mix things up a little. I do require a shower to be a pretty recent event for obvious reasons. I don't really see the big deal about anal. Just lube it up and it's like a really tight vagina. How could that be a bad thing? Any guys going to admit they like it when their girlfriend sticks their fingers up your ass? no so much a finger in the ass, but damn well close... a really deep massage while she was giving me head in the shower. I came like peter north in her nose...She had braces too, but it was the best fellatio i had ever had (even if she wasn't anywhere near my ass). She was just dirty... it was awesome. too bad she moved. I would have given her my paycheck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohexplode Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Vag is by far the best. Anal is ONLY an option if... 1. it's CLEAN 2. you have no respect for the girl in question 3. have no rubbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I don't really see the big deal about anal. Just lube it up and it's like a really tight vagina. How could that be a bad thing? Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celebdeath Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I don't really see the big deal about anal. Just lube it up and it's like a really tight vagina. How could that be a bad thing? Exactly. best to ask the girl in question first eh. OR, you could get her to wear a strap on and she do your ass. i wonder if you might change your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jailhouse Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Any guys going to admit they like it when their girlfriend sticks their fingers up your ass? Wow dude, this thread is getting a tad crazy. Next thing, people are going to be coming out of the closet in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skumbucket Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 that would be AWFUL! how does a message board on the interwebs even have a closet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 that would be AWFUL! Why you gotta be so homophobic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 i love this thread. probably one of the funniest in a while. i've never done anal but i would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 a hole is a hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncingsoles123 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Between the squirting thread on the Buffshows messageboard. The pornstar thread on PPMB. Now this? The internet is getting stranger and stranger. And I've done anal, but never with a person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 ^dog fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Between the squirting thread on the Buffshows messageboard.The pornstar thread on PPMB. Now this? The internet is getting stranger and stranger. And I've done anal, but never with a person. dildo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vito Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 i don't see the appeal. why would i want to fuck a girl in the ass if her vag was right there? as much as i love a nice ass, i don't feel the need. besides, my girlfriend is very stern on the "no anal" idea. i don't have a problem with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Stewie: Oh no, Brian, I'm enjoying myself too much. Do you know that I've got a date with Connie D'Amico this Saturday night at Anal Point? Brian: Ah, I've heard about that place. Stewie: Really? What's it like? 'Cause I have no idea. Brian: Well, uh... I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space, that you think, "Gosh, there's no way I'm gonna be able to fit in there." But then you fold in the side-view mirrors and, sure enough, well, look at that. Stewie: Well, in that scenario, it sounds like I'd rather be the parking space than the car. Brian: Yeah, that's what I've always guessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Stewie: Oh no, Brian, I'm enjoying myself too much. Do you know that I've got a date with Connie D'Amico this Saturday night at Anal Point? Brian: Ah, I've heard about that place. Stewie: Really? What's it like? 'Cause I have no idea. Brian: Well, uh... I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space, that you think, "Gosh, there's no way I'm gonna be able to fit in there." But then you fold in the side-view mirrors and, sure enough, well, look at that. Stewie: Well, in that scenario, it sounds like I'd rather be the parking space than the car. Brian: Yeah, that's what I've always guessed. is that actually in a family guy? fuck i gotta pay more attention to those things. anyways in regards to a post about 2 or 3 above this one... yah if my girlfriend had a no anal policy i wouldn't have a problem with it. it kinda has to be a mutual thing both people wanna do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 yeah it's from the last strike episode. McStroke was the name i believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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