danalive Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 18, was with her overall for about 4 months, had sex about 2 months in. It wasn't her first time but it was mine, and it wasn't that good because she said I was hurting her really bad so I had to go easy. We broke up about 2 years ago, and lately she cannot stop texting me and telling me the dirtiest nastiest things I have ever heard, and sending some lovely pictures. She's a total knockout, she's got the whole "cute but crazy" thing going. Sigh. please bump the ex gf n00dz thread with those pics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 If I could get it off my phone, I'll do it. And dude, we have a whole 'nother board for those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 There are campaign promises being made in this thread that I expect to be kept, desensitizedbyu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danalive Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 If I could get it off my phone, I'll do it. And dude, we have a whole 'nother board for those. theres gotta be a way to get them off your phone. and dude i'm a n00dz collective mod! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
struckanerve Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 19....and it was anal haha with a 40 year old. in the ocean. in the bahamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 19....and it was anal haha with a 40 year old. in the ocean. in the bahamas. words can not express the jealousy. seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 19....and it was anal haha with a 40 year old. in the ocean. in the bahamas. that's epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest genericinsight Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I still haven't.truth. Same here. I'd prefer to be in a relationship with someone first and I just haven't found anyone I'd want to commit to yet. I've had some opportunities too but they weren't good ones so I sympathize. I'm really not in that much of a hurry to be honest. See, I'm in a slightly different position as you because I'm 27. Granted, I know there shouldn't be any real limit on age but I don't know a single person who's my age, younger or older that still is. At the rate I'm going, I'll end up being the female 40 year old virgin In all seriousness though, I stand by my own morals and convictions, but again, it can get a little frustrating sometimes. I'm only human you know. But, I know for a fact I will not do it unless its with someone who will be with me for the long haul, ya know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 19....and it was anal haha with a 40 year old. in the ocean. in the bahamas. unreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 16. My first time was rad. I met the girl that night. I never saw her again. The sex was pretty damn good. My only complaint is that I only had one condom and we were together, in a tent, in the woods, for a whole night. I could have gone again for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 first time was at a house in the woods on a lake, it was owned by a drug dealer and he got raided and all of his stuff was pocessed but the house was nice and the power and water were still were on so we broke in and stated partying like crazy (till one morning a real estate agent showed up). anyway, this slutty girl(who was an ex of mine that wasnt a whore when i dated her, she was a year older than me) came to the party and everyone was drinking soco real hard. i was 16. anyway, i stumbled into the master bathroom which was shaped like a big circle with huge windows from the floor to the ceiling all around the room with no kind of blinds or anything covering them. so, i stumble in and all these people are around cheering and in the middle is my ex basically stripping for this dude and giving him a lap dance. she saw me, tackled me(very strongly i might add, almost amazonian like, she was puerto rican by the way), and trying to take my clothes off. my friends saw what was goin on and were all like "WERE OUT OF HERE DUDE! HAVE FUN!" i was trying so hard to get away, it was hilarious looking back on it. keep in mind i had a red trucker hat on that had a big patch that said "HAMMER TIME" on it. i finally get to my feet and realize she is not drunk, at least no drunker then me so i try to talk some sense into her but to no avail. she pulled my pants down (picture being in the coldest water, thats what the situation felt like) in this lit up room with windows all around and it was dark outside so we couldnt see out but anyone could see in. i heard a "thats it?" outside and some bushes ruffling and realized everyone wanted a show. so.... i took one for the team and gave the show of my life with a hammer time hat on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest conoley Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I waited about ten minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 so.... i took one for the team and gave the show of my life with a hammer time hat on. hahaha. awesome. that is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtmanner Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I was 17. It was with a girl I had been going out with for 6 months or so and we ended up being together for almost 3 years but things didn't really work out. The first time was like... eh, but after a couple years of sleeping with the same person and honing some skills sex becomes really awesome. I don't do well with girls for the most part, so I never had to worry about giving it up to some skank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovrich Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 16. with someone i "loved". nothing awesome or cool, way to short, it was a bloody mess(her first time as well). wait.... o shit, it was on the stroke of midnight on new years eve! ha. that was pretty cool... for high school at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 ^^ ugh, i've always wanted to have sex while the ball dropped (soooo much pun intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
struckanerve Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 19....and it was anal haha with a 40 year old. in the ocean. in the bahamas. words can not express the jealousy. seriously. hah i cant even justify it. it was like out of a movie. me and my buddy were smoking a blunt by the pool, which is b/w the hotel and ocean. so this latino lady walks by and says come down to the water. we go down, i go in naked, i was drunk i tend to not care about nakedness. so she starts givin me the ol' hj. and tells me im 'healthy' and yadda yadda yadda i never saw her again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 "you can't yadda yadda the best part!!!" http://vinylcollective.proboards79.com/index.cgi?board=etc&action=display&thread=4224&page=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted November 6, 2008 Author Share Posted November 6, 2008 dating the same girl for almost 3 years. both virgins. seems to shock everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperinactive Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 dating the same girl for almost 3 years. both virgins. seems to shock everyone. fucking pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 "you can't yadda yadda the best part!!!"http://vinylcollective.proboards79.com/index.cgi?board=etc&action=display&thread=4224&page=1 I think the yadda yadda is actually having to go to the clinic and get your shit tested, in this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 haha, touche. he should have said: "no, i mentioned the handjob..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhamm212 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 19. Just a few months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 ^^ way to go buddy. how was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest baseball Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 17. It was after my high school variety/talent show. I was sober, so it wasn't anything to write home about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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