lostatsea Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 So I was at work and some one was listening to Nickleback which made me think of this thread. I had never really listened to it before but JESUS CHRIST!!! ???! I can't believe people get into this shit. But I am not suprised I guess. So here is my vote: Nickleback "Rock Star" Lyrics: I’m through with standing in line to clubs we’ll never get in It’s like the bottom of the ninth and I’m never gonna win This life hasn’t turned out quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me (So What You Need) I’ll need a credit card that’s got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet (Been there, Done that) I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My star own on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me (so how you gonna do it) I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I’d even cut my hair and change my name ‘Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We’ll all stay skinny ‘cause we just won’t eat And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger’s Gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny With her bleach blond hair Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes Sign a couple autographs So I can eat my meals for free (I'll have the quesadilla) I think I’m gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me (so how you gonna do it) I’m gonna trade this life For fortune and fame I’d even cut my hair And change my name ‘Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We’ll all stay skinny ‘cause we just won’t eat And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger’s gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair And we’ll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today’s who’s who They’ll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody’s got a drug dealer on speed dial well Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar I’m gonna sing those songs that offend the censors Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser get washed-up singers writing all my songs Lip sync em every night so I don’t get ‘em wrong etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 anything by Katy Perry....tho unlike Nickleback, she is catchy enough to stomach in small doses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Isn't that Nickelback song sort of old? Like possibly 2007? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 This is older I think, but it's definitely awful: Hook] (Young L) Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers U Wearin' coke whites cuz my vans look clean and Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers U Wearin' coke whites cuz my vans look clean [Verse 1] Got my vans on, finna out walk out the door Put five on the grapes so u know i'm gon' blow Got the new pack shoe, bought it right out the door Holla at the dope girls, dope boys all GO... Man, if u really tight, then u gotta get vans See me in the club, bitch i'ma grown man If u see me at a party, then it must be crack Cost 36 dollars, all black, yes Like my niggas may slap and we get clothes mayne Fuck coke whites, cuz my vans fukkin gold Got new top-siders finna fly like kites Go to sleep in the day, go to parties at night Man, i'm from B-town and all my niggas get like... Man, we be sportin vans and we throw away Nikes If u wanna get right, stop buyin those Nikes Get some new fukkin vans and u'll bet u look icey...(hey) [Hook] [Verse 2] I wear checkered vans the same color as snow (hey) When Uno spit crack, the same color as coke (yes) Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers U wearin coke whites, but my vans are clean They slip in and out real easy, like blunts U can get different colors, like rainbows Since 1966, Vans had set a trend I got a blue pair, yea, in a size 10 Get ur grown man on, when u wear top-siders Button ups and sweaters, equal attire Either 1, 2 step Yea, get ur boogie on Go slide real quick, like you got skates on They some punk rock shoes, so they get real dirty Sole kinda thick, like a big booty chick A big booty chick?... yea, thas what i said 36 dollars and ur cashin out for some vans (hey) [Hook] [Verse 3] (Yea, Young L, lets go) Yea, i'm raw nigga, wit my got damn vans on Slip 'em off, slip 'em on, cuff in my pants, So they don't get torn in the back It's a punk rock shoe, with the logo in the back Got the red ones laced up in a size 10 Got the all black vans on witta skull head I GO... Catch me in my vans goin dumb At a function or a party, we gon' get this shyt started They got all kinda vans, like checkered different colors If u lace 'em pass the fourth hole, u some type of sucker Once copped me a pair from the skateboard shop Went home, they didn't fit, then i had re-cop I give a fukk, yea ya boy rock slip ons But I bet i'll snatch ur chick wit my got damn vans on Holla at cha boy, but i can tell ya where i got these Vans don't cost G's, real niggas wear these vans (yea...) [Hook] [Verse 4] (Yea, yea, lets go...) In my van shoes, but they look like sneakers Yea, they old skool, like high-top Adidas Now we gettin money, all these niggas wanna be us But i don't give a fukk cuz my whole team see us These niggas wouldn't bust a nut in a porno flick Black on black, so they won't get dirty Lookin like a grown man, feelin like i'm 'bout 30 Super official, Short blow the whistle Talk to my pistol if u got an issue Smokin' purple stuff, got my eyes all hazy Play dat Young Stunna, dope girls go crazy My vans go stupid, skitz-oh-manie Better cuff ya chick, slip-ons get ladies U can have them coke whites wit them dirty ass laces Nigga, vans GO, all u lame niggas face it But my vans lime green, yea, i'm flyer than a space ship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostatsea Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 i have no idea. someone was listening to it on the radio. I though it was put out this year. if so I retract this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 remember that one dude that tried to get us to listen to his white rap song that sounded like good charlotte? that "wins". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostatsea Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 ok, so i guess this song was on a 2005 album...my bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swank Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 My vote is for "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock. I love the line "and nothing seemed as strange as when the leaves began to change" and how he's trying to sound all homespun and folksy, but really it just makes me think of him walking around in the fall pointing at the ground going "what the...look at that o--LOOK AT THAT ONE!! WHATS GOIN ON HERE??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewbr0 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I work at fossil (watches and apperal store) and every song we play is horrible. There's one inparticular that is like... A rap and pop song. I can't think of what its called but its a white dood singin like "when I arrive I I bring the fire make you come, alive...." Some other shit I can't remember. And then it has a verse by lil wayne. Its the worst song I have ever heard. But back to every song the store plays. Not all bad, there's some bjork, a b52s song with q-tip, a blink 182 song, and few other gems. But yeah, that one song is fuckin terrible. If anyone knows it post a link to a youtube video or something, I'm on my phone or I would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 anything by Katy Perry....tho unlike Nickleback, she is catchy enough to stomach in small doses also she's got some nice tits. that chick from nickelback is flat as a fucking board... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 /Thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialoguefromamovie Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 My vote is for "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock.I love the line "and nothing seemed as strange as when the leaves began to change" and how he's trying to sound all homespun and folksy, but really it just makes me think of him walking around in the fall pointing at the ground going "what the...look at that o--LOOK AT THAT ONE!! WHATS GOIN ON HERE??" i read this with a david cross, mr, show stlye, appalachia accent in my head, and it made it hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kouka Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 My vote is for "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock.I love the line "and nothing seemed as strange as when the leaves began to change" and how he's trying to sound all homespun and folksy, but really it just makes me think of him walking around in the fall pointing at the ground going "what the...look at that o--LOOK AT THAT ONE!! WHATS GOIN ON HERE??" i read this with a david cross, mr, show stlye, appalachia accent in my head, and it made it hilarious. good call, i LOL'd from it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbypuckett Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 The Kid Rock National Guard song takes the cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skumbucket Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 i'd vote for that shitty, mysogynistic band that just put out the video with the naked porn star in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 The Kid Rock National Guard song takes the cake. 'Cause he's a warrior? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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