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1. he'll make you watch weird 70s cartoon porn. I know, sounds fun, but when he is hammered its weird.

2.After watching weird 70s porn, he'll ask you and your lady/man to swing with him and emily. My lady not into it.

3. 1 and 2 make for an awkward morning.

Heavy Metal is not porn!

That movie fucking rules.

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1. he'll make you watch weird 70s cartoon porn. I know, sounds fun, but when he is hammered its weird.

2.After watching weird 70s porn, he'll ask you and your lady/man to swing with him and emily. My lady not into it.

3. 1 and 2 make for an awkward morning.

Heavy Metal is not porn!

Hmmm. Defensive about Heavy Metal, but you don't object to the swinging part?

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1. he'll make you watch weird 70s cartoon porn. I know, sounds fun, but when he is hammered its weird.

2.After watching weird 70s porn, he'll ask you and your lady/man to swing with him and emily. My lady not into it.

3. 1 and 2 make for an awkward morning.

I like that you site your lady not being into it. Otherwise, shit would have been on like Donkey Kong Island.

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