goraiders Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 i won a break up, got together with her, and won the next break up too. haha i was 2-0 with one girl. i'm 6-1 in my lifetime. i'm kind of 2-0 kind of 0-2 (as far as real relationships go) both times I dumped them then later decided i shouldn't have, then got owned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 that's a terrible feeling, breaking up with someone, then shortly after realizing it was a total mistake, but having it be too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 that's a terrible feeling, breaking up with someone, then shortly after realizing it was a total mistake, but having it be too late. yeaahh one was when we went to college we basically said if it happens when were back it happens, and I talked to her maybe a couple times a week on the phone. She comes to visit me and i'm super excited, and then she gets there and i try to kiss her and she goes "so i have a boyfriend" that SUCKED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 oh what a bitch! that's totally on her. she shouldn't have come to visit you without telling you she had a bf. she knew what was up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 0-1 fuck her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xsteponmex Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Woah, you guys keep score?I guess I'm 0-5. I don't win. One I lost hard......and a favorite record! tell me about it :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondanger Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Hahaha can't believe I waited so long to read this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Breaking up isn't what gets the win, it's how the post-breakup interaction goes that defines the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted January 3, 2009 Author Share Posted January 3, 2009 Breaking up isn't what gets the win, it's how the post-breakup interaction goes that defines the win. THIS! its not just about who does the dumping. How you can win at relationships: a compilation by Flicktopher Codworthy Mortinson, Esq. - hook up with her after she dumps you, then dump her. - come to the realization the she is, in fact, mentally ill. like i'm talking clinically insane (not just "oh, shes retarded b/c shes a bitch"). - she takes up doing meth - she gets fat. - she dates a bassist. - she gets pregnant, and doesnt know who the dad is. - she gets an STD that you DONT have. - she dates an asian guy. - she gets fat. - she tries to kill herself. - she starts playing WOW - she gets fired from her job and starts working at Wal-mart as a greeter. - She becomes an American Apparel model. - she dates Nick Heitman, Ronniethebear or Googlemyass. - she tries to hook back up with you and you deny. - you successfully entice her in to participating in a threeway. (double win if its one of her friends) ((note: does not count if it is a devil's threeway*. in fact, its an automatic loss.)) (((* devils threeway = two dudes))) like if you guys break up because you just arent good together, no one looses. but if your life/appearence goes to shit, you're letting her win. its science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 It's a fine line, though. If you actively participate in the degradation of your ex, and others view you as the asshole, you're not winning. You're losing, because you're that bitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted January 3, 2009 Author Share Posted January 3, 2009 right. if you take the break up badly, you lose. if you wish her ill-will in public, you lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I was actually really close to reuniting with an old ex the other night (whenever New Years was) but then at the last minute said, "nah, fuck it [turn it off!]" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 the girl who didn't tell me about her boyfriend did turn out to be really crazy, somewhere straddling the line between actually insane and just normal crazy. Not to mention the dude she chose over me ended up dumping her because she wasn't jewish. HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliketohangout Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 i hooked up with an ex the other night. i was really drunk and the next morning i felt like a dirty whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Hooked up with one ex, had another want to hook-up but it went over my head. I guess that's 1-1. In either case, good times had by most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 the girl who didn't tell me about her boyfriend did turn out to be really crazy, somewhere straddling the line between actually insane and just normal crazy.Not to mention the dude she chose over me ended up dumping her because she wasn't jewish. HA! err. win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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