flicker Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 this just keeps getting better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Just straight sex..and she got tired right before i came..so i jacked off on her stomach. I forgot to tell people that part. Then it ended with an awkward hug. How can you get tired of less than a half an hour of sex?! Ask for a refund dude! It was late. She might have not slept for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 But wait, when you hugged her did she have your spunk on her stomach still? Of course there were tissues by my bed. This is me we are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 What made me the most angry was that she didn't want to take a picture with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 How can you get tired of less than a half an hour of sex?! Ask for a refund dude! It was late. She might have not slept for a few days. Meth will do that to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 gotta have something to clean up with after a good jerk off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeian Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Just straight sex..and she got tired right before i came..so i jacked off on her stomach. I forgot to tell people that part. Then it ended with an awkward hug. How can you get tired of less than a half an hour of sex?! Ask for a refund dude! wow no bj's and this too? that sucks, you definitely should have at least gotten some money back, much less a picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 How can you get tired of less than a half an hour of sex?! Ask for a refund dude! wow no bj's and this too? that sucks, you definitely should have at least gotten some money back, much less a picture I think she might have taken advantage of me being drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 So..did she like the place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 if this ever happens again, and I doubt it will, I'm going here.. http://dallas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/Results?adLanguage=All&category=4443 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lydiawesome Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 How can you get tired of less than a half an hour of sex?! Ask for a refund dude! It was late. She might have not slept for a few days. Don't make excuses for your whore! She should have been DTF for at least however long she offered. I don't sleep for days sometimes and I'm still able to function-- well I guess it depends on how many days, but in general the only thing I can't do after missing out on days of sleep is write an essay/schoolwork before some rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 So..did she like the place? She said it was cozy and good for someone single or a couple. She liked the bathroom. Thanks for remembering that this was a housewarming present to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 if this ever happens again, and I doubt it will, I'm going here..http://dallas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/Results?adLanguage=All&category=4443 No one that's been doing this for long that doesn't cost thousands looks like those girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 if this ever happens again, and I doubt it will, I'm going here..http://dallas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/Results?adLanguage=All&category=4443 No one that's been doing this for long that doesn't cost thousands looks like those girls. Yeah..now that I read on it seems a little sketchy. I'm going the drunk girl-bar route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 So..did she like the place? She said it was cozy and good for someone single or a couple. She liked the bathroom. Thanks for remembering that this was a housewarming present to myself. haha Did you give her a tour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 So..did she like the place? She said it was cozy and good for someone single or a couple. She liked the bathroom. Thanks for remembering that this was a housewarming present to myself. You reminded me I never got myself a housewarming gift for my new apartment. I've been too broke. Don't think I'm gonna rent a person off craigslist. I'm thinking a new stereo receiver when I have the money so I can listen to my records again...and some new speakers too. Those are on their way out too. It's sad. I miss listening to my records. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 She said it was cozy and good for someone single or a couple. She liked the bathroom. Thanks for remembering that this was a housewarming present to myself. You reminded me I never got myself a housewarming gift for my new apartment. I've been too broke. Don't think I'm gonna rent a person off craigslist. I'm thinking a new stereo receiver when I have the money so I can listen to my records again...and some new speakers too. Those are on their way out too. It's sad. I miss listening to my records. you can't listen to your records :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 You reminded me I never got myself a housewarming gift for my new apartment. I've been too broke. Don't think I'm gonna rent a person off craigslist. I'm thinking a new stereo receiver when I have the money so I can listen to my records again...and some new speakers too. Those are on their way out too. It's sad. I miss listening to my records. you can't listen to your records :'( Whoa...whoa...wait.....we are supposed to listen to them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 She said it was cozy and good for someone single or a couple. She liked the bathroom. Thanks for remembering that this was a housewarming present to myself. haha Did you give her a tour? A very short one. It's an efficiency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 you can't listen to your records :'( Whoa...whoa...wait.....we are supposed to listen to them? Fuck no, who would want to do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Awesome. I love this thread and more importantly you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lydiawesome Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 She said it was cozy and good for someone single or a couple. She liked the bathroom. Thanks for remembering that this was a housewarming present to myself. You reminded me I never got myself a housewarming gift for my new apartment. I've been too broke. Don't think I'm gonna rent a person off craigslist. I'm thinking a new stereo receiver when I have the money so I can listen to my records again...and some new speakers too. Those are on their way out too. It's sad. I miss listening to my records. Screw the records, I'll buy you a man next week to uh... break in your pad. We can browse when I get to Philly or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinxremoving Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 amazing! i read all 13 pages and i was busting up laughing. i feel like a dick cause i was laughing and reading while a kid in my class was doing a presentation on healthcare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Just straight sex..and she got tired right before i came..so i jacked off on her stomach. I forgot to tell people that part. Then it ended with an awkward hug. I really hope she toweled off before that hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeian Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 She said it was cozy and good for someone single or a couple. She liked the bathroom. Thanks for remembering that this was a housewarming present to myself. You reminded me I never got myself a housewarming gift for my new apartment. I've been too broke. Don't think I'm gonna rent a person off craigslist. I'm thinking a new stereo receiver when I have the money so I can listen to my records again...and some new speakers too. Those are on their way out too. It's sad. I miss listening to my records. i think you can get all of these things off of craigslist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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