Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Just straight sex..and she got tired right before i came..so i jacked off on her stomach. I forgot to tell people that part. Then it ended with an awkward hug. I really hope she toweled off before that hug. I made sure of that..and she was wearing her shirt during the hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skanknsmile Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Just straight sex..and she got tired right before i came..so i jacked off on her stomach. I forgot to tell people that part. Then it ended with an awkward hug. Here's an easy way to avoid that "awkward hug with the girl I just paid for sex" situation: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Honestly, I wanted to punch her in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 This is probably one of the only situations you could have punched a girl and gotten away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 This is probably one of the only situations you could have punched a girl and gotten away with it. you never know, remember sham wow guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 He was paying a grand or so, and.. he was the sham wow guy. I think it's a little different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 thats true.. but still, it could backfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I kind of hope this thread dies now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I kind of hope this thread dies now. never... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I mean..it's funny and brought the lulz or whatever..but honestly it sunk in today and i'm extremely ashamed of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I mean..it's funny and brought the lulz or whatever..but honestly it sunk in today and i'm extremely ashamed of myself. haha.. dude, no one thinks any less of you.. especially when you are using your experience to bring on the lulz and kinda laughing at yourself in the process. I've tasted period blood before... shit happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I mean..it's funny and brought the lulz or whatever..but honestly it sunk in today and i'm extremely ashamed of myself. haha.. dude, no one thinks any less of you.. especially when you are using your experience to bring on the lulz and kinda laughing at yourself in the process. I've tasted period blood before... shit happens. this, except i've never tasted period blood. we love you scotty. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I mean..it's funny and brought the lulz or whatever..but honestly it sunk in today and i'm extremely ashamed of myself. haha.. dude, no one thinks any less of you.. especially when you are using your experience to bring on the lulz and kinda laughing at yourself in the process. I've tasted period blood before... shit happens. Have you ever tasted a hooker's period blood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I mean..it's funny and brought the lulz or whatever..but honestly it sunk in today and i'm extremely ashamed of myself. haha.. dude, no one thinks any less of you.. especially when you are using your experience to bring on the lulz and kinda laughing at yourself in the process. I've tasted period blood before... shit happens. Holy shit? REAL red wings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 haha.. dude, no one thinks any less of you.. especially when you are using your experience to bring on the lulz and kinda laughing at yourself in the process. I've tasted period blood before... shit happens. Have you ever tasted a hooker's period blood? : no, not that i can think off.. though i did call her a hooker.. does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Please tell me it was an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Please tell me it was an accident. i had a cold and i thought she was just wet... my bad.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Please tell me it was an accident. i had a cold and i thought she was just wet... my bad.. the same sort of thing happened to me. it was with an ex girlfriend and i was "diddlin" and then all of a sudden it got real moist. i was thinking "fuck yeah" and "man i'm good". 5 minutes later i finish up and look down and my entire hand is covered in blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 i had a cold and i thought she was just wet... my bad.. the same sort of thing happened to me. it was with an ex girlfriend and i was "diddlin" and then all of a sudden it got real moist. i was thinking "fuck yeah" and "man i'm good". 5 minutes later i finish up and look down and my entire hand is covered in blood. did you taste it though??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlejonnyhormone Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I heard it's like some kinda blue raspberry/wildberry mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 If this thread was a movie, it would clean up At the oscars. Fuck slumdog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I'm suprised there hasn't been any photoshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patron Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 -1 for not killing the hooker after fucking her. I have to go return some tapes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest adam526 Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I'm suprised there hasn't been any photoshop. I haven't had time to. The ideas have been flowing though, not flowing as hard as all this period talk though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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