Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 The guy I'm dating is impotent (worthless), I would have done it with you for free! But now you are all tainted with hooker vajayjay germs. I'm sure I'm missing out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duhpunk Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 ] The guy I'm dating is impotent (worthless), I would have done it with you for free! But now you are all tainted with hooker vajayjay germs. Haiiiii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 It kills me because I could of spent that money on records or a new guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duhpunk Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 but i understand why you did it. i'm on the ultimate dry spell myself. if i wasn't worried about herps or po-po's knocking on my door, i might consider it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 You can pm me to learn how to do it right.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duhpunk Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 that's okay ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Well i just called and asked if she wanted to hang out..and she said how long and we agreed to that. You just have to never agree to money or sex, or mention anything about money for sex. She knows why you called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 see if she'll come over and make you dinner / clean your house for an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 see if she'll come over and make you dinner / clean your house for an hour. One time my friends and I were going to call one to see if she wanted to play video games, or Risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 see if she'll come over and make you dinner / clean your house for an hour. One time my friends and I were going to call one to see if she wanted to play video games, or Risk. Do you realize how much fucking money it would take to pay a hooker to complete a game of risk? You fucking be out 5 grand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 One time my friends and I were going to call one to see if she wanted to play video games, or Risk. Do you realize how much fucking money it would take to pay a hooker to complete a game of risk? You fucking be out 5 grand. my new signature.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 One time my friends and I were going to call one to see if she wanted to play video games, or Risk. Do you realize how much fucking money it would take to pay a hooker to complete a game of risk? You fucking be out 5 grand. Exactly what I was thinking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesse Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 You told people at work? Yikes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmonaut Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 So...how was everyone's record store day? Pretty sweet. I picked up the new Eating Out Hookers 7". This exchange, in the context of this whole thread, is just so fucking brilliant. Best thread ever? Quite possibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 do you guys think that the hooker is going around and telling everyone about the dude that went down on her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divaface Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 do you guys think that the hooker is going around and telling everyone about the dude that went down on her? no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmonaut Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 ^Yes, like it's total legend in the greater Texas hooker community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 do you guys think that the hooker is going around and telling everyone about the dude that went down on her? What? Please, she's long dead by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Scott "Mouth Herpes" M... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 American Indian?? ? That's Indian American. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlejonnyhormone Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Jesus Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 No, that's Kal Pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duhpunk Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 after all this, i cant help but wonder...why didnt you just go to "casual encounters" and get laid for free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tussin Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 been in vegas since thursday...just got home...i read the first one and a half pages of this thread then skipped to 11. tears are running down my face because i'm laughing so hard. i love the god damn internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 best thread in 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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