casey Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 -1 for not killing the hooker after fucking her. I have to go return some tapes. +1 for American psycho reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twelvetwenty Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 i had a cold and i thought she was just wet... my bad.. the same sort of thing happened to me. it was with an ex girlfriend and i was "diddlin" and then all of a sudden it got real moist. i was thinking "fuck yeah" and "man i'm good". 5 minutes later i finish up and look down and my entire hand is covered in blood. Happened to me too... Gross. I was at a bachelor party once that ended with a few of us calling hookers. Only one showed up and she was real busted so we paid her a couple bucks to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Can someone pay to go down on a he-she so scott doesn't feel so lame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Can someone pay to go down on a he-she so scott doesn't feel so lame? Analingus would also suffice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Can someone pay to go down on a he-she so scott doesn't feel so lame? Analingus would also suffice. My buddy does that with his girlfriend, he doesn't pay, but I really don't see how anybody wins when you're lickin' someones asshole. I wish I wasn't his friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Yeah I'm not much for a tossed salad myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I was only advocating it as a means to surpass Scott's shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 I was only advocating it as a means to surpass Scott's shame. You know what would supress Scott's shame? Not tongue kissing a whore's vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 i mentioned this to my sister, and apparently she found the thread and read though the whole thing. so scott, if you're reading this, you are famous even outside of VC! and we all <3 you! breakxdownn i read that thread on vc about the prositute and LOLOLOLOLOL Allison Frank LOL DID YOU?! WASNT IT WOOOOOW?! breakxdownn YES HAHA IT WAS SO FUNNY. i was like wtf forreal LOL and he even stopped to flip the record HAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Can someone pay to go down on a he-she so scott doesn't feel so lame? Analingus would also suffice. while not quite hookers, i have eaten out a woman ass many a time (only after showering though).. shit happens. before you know it you're gaping that asshole like your holding a elevator door open with your fingers grasping for dear life. edit: Showering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Analingus would also suffice. while not quite hookers, i have eaten out a woman ass many a time (only after showing though).. shit happens. before you know it you're gaping that asshole like your holding a elevator door open with your fingers grasping for dear life. Showing what? is it like "Hey, look at my cock, don't bother with that though, I just want to lick where your poops come from and there are quite clearly no erogenous zones" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 im pretty sure he meant "showering" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 im pretty sure he meant "showering" thank you dan.. and the anus can be a erogenous zone...you got nerve endings galore there. just like the eurethra. erogenous zone can be anything from ears, neck, etc etc. hell i dated one woman who only liked it in the behind while she masturbated. (it would have made for a awesome video series). you haven't been reading my blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostatsea Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 bump n uglies Go Scott! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ludesmaaan Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 I stopped reading at about the 5th page but just wanted to say congrats to the OP. I agree, banging a hooker once in your life is indeed a great life experience and it makes for a great story. I back this. Dude did what he had to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 i miss my scotty :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 i have eaten out a woman ass many a time.. shit happens. Line of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 i have eaten out a woman ass many a time.. shit happens. Line of the year. what i meant is you do things you normally wouldn't think of doing during sex while in the heat of the moment.. i saw it afterwards and thought.. damn, that's a sticker in the making.. but no one noticed so i just let it be.. hahaha.. oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Line of the year. what i meant is you do things you normally wouldn't think of doing during sex while in the heat of the moment.. i saw it afterwards and thought.. damn, that's a sticker in the making.. but no one noticed so i just let it be.. hahaha.. oh well. Haha. I love it. It's perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Line of the year. what i meant is you do things you normally wouldn't think of doing during sex while in the heat of the moment.. i saw it afterwards and thought.. damn, that's a sticker in the making.. but no one noticed so i just let it be.. hahaha.. oh well. I am not judging. I have licked my wife's ass a million and one times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 what i meant is you do things you normally wouldn't think of doing during sex while in the heat of the moment.. i saw it afterwards and thought.. damn, that's a sticker in the making.. but no one noticed so i just let it be.. hahaha.. oh well. I am not judging. I have licked my wife's ass one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 i miss my scotty :'( Seriously. How long is he going to be soul searching? Until the tests comme back? I'm pretty sure my hooker remorse lasted about as long as it took for the drugs to wear off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 i miss my scotty :'( Seriously. How long is he going to be soul searching? Until the tests comme back? I'm pretty sure my hooker remorse lasted about as long as it took for the drugs to wear off. wait... you've bought a hooker before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Seriously. How long is he going to be soul searching? Until the tests comme back? I'm pretty sure my hooker remorse lasted about as long as it took for the drugs to wear off. wait... you've bought a hooker before? Banged? Yes. Paid for? No. My rich friend James paid for it both times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krautwurst Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 FUCK YEA EAT OUT A PROSTITUTE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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