fueledbymike Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 shoulda gone w/ her http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ers/1131327826.html or http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ers/1131316589.html or if your doin it for the story http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/ers/1131300995.html for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divaface Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 went back to sleep, woke up, re-read the thread, still hilarious. did she taste like aids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Why does this vagina taste like burnt pop corn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intothewild Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 why do balls always smell like sweaty gym socks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjg12590 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 most lulz from a vc thread...ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 why do balls always smell like sweaty gym socks? Well I keep mine in one as a barrier from outside impact. I can't speak for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawbroken Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 haha this thread warms the soul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 WOW...+1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intothewild Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Brushing your teeth doesn't kill STD's. Or sin. Just kidding. You are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 can we get this stickied? scott already stickied it last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 can we get this stickied? scott already stickied it last night. ...aaaaaaaaaand a +1 to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 FUCK...just fuck. I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 scott sucked on her droopy titties for 5 minutes! That was a waste of money dude. You spent $16.70 to suck a droopy titty... =( +1 for telling us about it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 the only option now, is for scott to set up a hidden cam and redeem himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 this...wow. i read it all through this morning at work.....wow. lol Haha lets get a ladies opinion lol Mine would be a philosophy I tend to stick by. I say if it isn't hurting anyone else, and if it makes you happy, good for you. Go for it. If that includes soliciting a prostitute then so be it. If he wanted to snort coke off her tits ok. To each his own. As long as he wrapped it up. Though...as far as the whole going down thing, I'm gonna recommend burning the toothbrush, getting a new one and possibly rinsing his mouth with bleach just to be on the safe side. Oh yeah...and get tested. You can still get STD's via oral to crotch contact. On less serious note I'm glad everyone's having a good time. I got some lulz out of it. And the fact that she wouldn't give you a BJ is just ludicrous. I'd have kicked her out. If you're gonna be doing sexual acts for money you best be giving head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 std tests for dudes sucks, i got one once and it's not fun. they take this swab thing and shove it up your piss hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 yeah but to be honest, it's better than spreading it around to people. Safety people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 std tests for dudes sucks, i got one once and it's not fun. they take this swab thing and shove it up your piss hole. You are not lying. The doctor laughed when I screamed when he put the swab in. I asked him if he'd like to be punched in the johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 no i totally agree, i'm all down for getting yourself tested rather than risk spreading it around. but still.. uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 std tests for dudes sucks, i got one once and it's not fun. they take this swab thing and shove it up your piss hole. You are not lying. The doctor laughed when I screamed when he put the swab in. I asked him if he'd like to be punched in the johnson. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 oh man that was an awesome read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 If you guys weren't cheap asses, you can pussy out and pay like $30 and get a piss test. I did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Cheap ass had nothing to do with it. If they had offered any option other than getting a stick jammed up my urethra I would have paid whatever it cost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Cheap ass had nothing to do with it. If they had offered any option other than getting a stick jammed up my urethra I would have paid whatever it cost. yeah same here. oh and were you guys clean? i was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 They're different tests for different STDs. In college I ran the gauntlet, just to be sure. They drew blood for one, stuck the pee hole for another and then did a piss test. All for different STDs. The best part is jamming a q-tip in your urethra irritates it (understandably), so peeing in a cup also sucked. So he got to make all three suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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