riddle350 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I've luckly never had a condom break or had any prego scares. Thank the fuck christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted May 19, 2009 Author Share Posted May 19, 2009 Make a thread when you're drunk and shit gets ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Just the one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Make a thread when you're drunk and shit gets ridiculous. Oh..I can relate with this. Ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Fuck girls on the pill, then if the condom breaks all you got to worry about is dying from AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Or just don't use condoms and don't worry about it. That's my gameplan and it hasn't failed me yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duhpunk Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Uno...should have been two. A little advice to the virg's out there. When your girl says she wants it, don't hesitate and say you want to wait. She will cheat on you and dump your ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Uno...should have been two. A little advice to the virg's out there. When your girl says she wants it, don't hesitate and say you want to wait. She will cheat on you and dump your ass Why the hell would you say you want to wait? wait for what exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duhpunk Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Uno...should have been two. A little advice to the virg's out there. When your girl says she wants it, don't hesitate and say you want to wait. She will cheat on you and dump your ass Why the hell would you say you want to wait? wait for what exactly? I was 16, overwhelmed by the situation and thought we were moving too fast. If time travel existed, I would go back to that night and punch myself in the balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Why the hell would you say you want to wait? wait for what exactly? I was 16, overwhelmed by the situation and thought we were moving too fast. If time travel existed, I would go back to that night and punch myself in the balls The girl would have cheated on you regardless of what decision you made at some point in your relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 I was 16, overwhelmed by the situation and thought we were moving too fast. If time travel existed, I would go back to that night and punch myself in the balls The girl would have cheated on you regardless of what decision you made at some point in your relationship. So? at 16 who's looking for anything that's going to last? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 The girl would have cheated on you regardless of what decision you made at some point in your relationship. So? at 16 who's looking for anything that's going to last? I'm not arguing with you in the least. I'm just trying to make him feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidamnesiac Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Not to rain on anyone's parade, but uhhh...sex ain't worth the $40 it costs for plan b. Get a BJ or wear a condom, my friends. Oh and, 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviewonderbread Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 1 ...an early pregnancy scare (maybe a girl "test") leading right into marriage talk right around the time my sister was pregnant and unwed scared the shit out of me...probably still does to this day. I should have hooked up with 3 other girls, but their histories were all very questionable and a rancid smelling cooch is a boner killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Not to rain on anyone's parade, but uhhh...sex ain't worth the $40 it costs for plan b. Get a BJ or wear a condom, my friends. Oh and, 4. i'd say always wear a condom. my coworker is one of those machizmo guys who thinks he's gods gift to women and never wears a condom. He always said he pulls out in time. He wound up getting his girlfriend pregnant (by accident) a few months ago. What a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 If you're in a relationship and you don't want to wear a condom, fine. But if you're doing the random hook-up thing and you don't wear one, you're just a moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benfury Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 as of last week, 4! i like seeing how many people message-boarders have slept with as opposed to my firends who drink at bars all the time. the numbers are exponentially different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Make a thread when you're drunk and shit gets ridiculous. Oh..I can relate with this. Ugh. SCOTT IS BACK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest genericinsight Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Not to be rude, but why even post in this thread then? Eddie, tread lightly, or we might have another explosion of deleted accounts... Don't count on it. If someone wants to start something with me, I'm not responding. As for my inclusion in this thread, I was just bored and felt like replying to something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Not to rain on anyone's parade, but uhhh...sex ain't worth the $40 it costs for plan b. Get a BJ or wear a condom, my friends. Oh and, 4. i'd say always wear a condom. my coworker is one of those machizmo guys who thinks he's gods gift to women and never wears a condom. He always said he pulls out in time. He wound up getting his girlfriend pregnant (by accident) a few months ago. What a winner. Condoms are overrated.(joking) But I've seriously never bought one before.. I don't know where they come from, but I often come up with one when I need them, and I've lucked out when I haven't (which is more than when I have found one). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 i'd say always wear a condom. my coworker is one of those machizmo guys who thinks he's gods gift to women and never wears a condom. He always said he pulls out in time. He wound up getting his girlfriend pregnant (by accident) a few months ago. What a winner.Condoms are overrated.(joking) But I've seriously never bought one before.. I don't know where they come from, but I often come up with one when I need them, and I've lucked out when I haven't (which is more than when I have found one). Two words: drug store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Meh, why spend money? I've slowed down my poor decision making, and somehow have some in my room now that I'm not really sure how I obtained, so I think I'm set for a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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