mclz Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 so the other day at my place of work, this old skanky looking lady bought 300 bucks worth of clothes and paid in singles (and i had to count every one) and probably had another 300 in her hand. i should have told her that sucking my dick gets her 20% off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 so the other day at my place of work, this old skanky looking lady bought 300 bucks worth of clothes and paid in singles (and i had to count every one) and probably had another 300 in her hand. i should have told her that sucking my dick gets her 20% off. 50 year old stripper...300 $1 bills...fuck the bj. I'd give her 20% off just to not count those 60 extra $1 bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i hate people that do shit like that. paying for small amounts with huge bills, or paying completely with change especially when they throw pennies in. one guy's total was $3, and he handed me a 100 dollar bill. i look at him and say seriously? his "reason" was he didn't have anything smaller, even though the way he dug through his wallet to get the cash i could see that he had a few 5's, 10's and 20's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i hate people that do shit like that. paying for small amounts with huge bills, or paying completely with change especially when they throw pennies in. one guy's total was $3, and he handed me a 100 dollar bill. i look at him and say seriously? his "reason" was he didn't have anything smaller, even though the way he dug through his wallet to get the cash i could see that he had a few 5's, 10's and 20's. I used to work at a parking garage that only took cash or check. I had a complete douche pull up with his girlfriend (maybe wife/hooker/mistress) and he asks to pay with a card. I say we don't accept credit cards. He responds with, "well all I have is this one hundred dollar bill" and holds up the bill. Mind you he didn't take it out of a wallet or anything, he had the billed prepared and ready to go. I wanted to be like, "I'm not 10 and your not my grandmother. I've seen a $100 bill before". And seriously where do you even get that shit unless you go to the bank and ask for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i once (reluctantly) had a 62 year old stripper give me a lap dance. she moved her bottoms to the side and said "a lil peach cobbler comin a'cha". i downed my crown and coke. laughs were had. ah, the clairmont lounge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlejonnyhormone Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i once (reluctantly) had a 62 year old stripper give me a lap dance. she moved her bottoms to the side and said "a lil peach cobbler comin a'cha". i downed my crown and coke. laughs were had. ah, the clairmont lounge. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i once (reluctantly) had a 62 year old stripper give me a lap dance. she moved her bottoms to the side and said "a lil peach cobbler comin a'cha". i downed my crown and coke. laughs were had. ah, the clairmont lounge. Nightmare fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 nightmare/comedic fuel. the next day a friend that was there brought me a giant peach cobbler from kroger to cure my hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i hate people that do shit like that. paying for small amounts with huge bills, or paying completely with change especially when they throw pennies in. one guy's total was $3, and he handed me a 100 dollar bill. i look at him and say seriously? his "reason" was he didn't have anything smaller, even though the way he dug through his wallet to get the cash i could see that he had a few 5's, 10's and 20's. I used to work at a parking garage that only took cash or check. I had a complete douche pull up with his girlfriend (maybe wife/hooker/mistress) and he asks to pay with a card. I say we don't accept credit cards. He responds with, "well all I have is this one hundred dollar bill" and holds up the bill. Mind you he didn't take it out of a wallet or anything, he had the billed prepared and ready to go. I wanted to be like, "I'm not 10 and your not my grandmother. I've seen a $100 bill before". And seriously where do you even get that shit unless you go to the bank and ask for it? that's where it happened to me too, a parking lot and garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Maybe she was just a waitress. At a strip club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magalvsr13 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i work at REI and one time this lady (middle aged at least, and decently overweight) came up to the cash register with a lot of rock climbing chalk. long story short, afterward my coworker comes over and told me what she used the chalk for - to grip the poles easier when she stripped. bleh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 one summer we did the entire warped tour and sold samplers for like a couple bucks a pop... pretty much just asked for donations.... i didnt want to leave that much cash in the car, so i had to convert it to mail it home.....i had to go into a walmart and buy $8,000 worth of money orders in singles. they must have thought i was a drug dealer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emiri Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i once (reluctantly) had a 62 year old stripper give me a lap dance. she moved her bottoms to the side and said "a lil peach cobbler comin a'cha". i downed my crown and coke. laughs were had. ah, the clairmont lounge. PORSCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 ^^^ I BELIEVE WE HAVE A WINNER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 One time I bought 2 pairs of pants in singles. The lady said "Oh wow, it doesn't look like you could be a male stripper." Bitch was dead serious and it kind of hurt my feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i hate people that do shit like that. paying for small amounts with huge bills, or paying completely with change especially when they throw pennies in. one guy's total was $3, and he handed me a 100 dollar bill. i look at him and say seriously? his "reason" was he didn't have anything smaller, even though the way he dug through his wallet to get the cash i could see that he had a few 5's, 10's and 20's. I used to work at a parking garage that only took cash or check. I had a complete douche pull up with his girlfriend (maybe wife/hooker/mistress) and he asks to pay with a card. I say we don't accept credit cards. He responds with, "well all I have is this one hundred dollar bill" and holds up the bill. Mind you he didn't take it out of a wallet or anything, he had the billed prepared and ready to go. I wanted to be like, "I'm not 10 and your not my grandmother. I've seen a $100 bill before". And seriously where do you even get that shit unless you go to the bank and ask for it? This morning I had to break some asshat's hundred for a $1.75 cup of coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kissthesharks Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I used to work at a parking garage that only took cash or check. I had a complete douche pull up with his girlfriend (maybe wife/hooker/mistress) and he asks to pay with a card. I say we don't accept credit cards. He responds with, "well all I have is this one hundred dollar bill" and holds up the bill. Mind you he didn't take it out of a wallet or anything, he had the billed prepared and ready to go. I wanted to be like, "I'm not 10 and your not my grandmother. I've seen a $100 bill before". And seriously where do you even get that shit unless you go to the bank and ask for it? This morning I had to break some asshat's hundred for a $1.75 cup of coffee. Ugh I used to work at a small coffee shop called Starbucks, and Mr. Blackberry and fancy tie would do this at least once a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 i once (reluctantly) had a 62 year old stripper give me a lap dance. she moved her bottoms to the side and said "a lil peach cobbler comin a'cha". i downed my crown and coke. laughs were had. ah, the clairmont lounge. PORSCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I should get insane amounts of Karma given my wife not only loved yours story but could name the stripper. My life rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I use to work at a BEST BUY and i had some dude come in and buy a 50" LCD worth $1300.00 It was all paid up with $200 in fives and the rest in $1's. And about $4 in change. It took me and a manager almost 15 minutes to count and recount, and face all the bills the same direction (because we're suppose to have them face the same direction). I was fucking pissed because it was during CHRISTMAS and there was about 40 people in line. The dude said he worked as a bartender. THe manager asked "in the future you might think of cashing the 1's out for larger bills if you're gonna make a purchase this big". He agreed and apologized but it still sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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