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They provide more than flare and image. They provide a familiar, catchy, yet enjoyable sound that one can appreciate.

LOL. This quote is about that dude's nostril singing.

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This guy has schnozz problems. One nostril is like rippling in the wind for some reason.

I'm glad someone else recognizes the nose issue. That fucking nostril has a mind of its own...lol.

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observe double chin

"If you go to mcdonalds past 10 then fuck you. Your fat and sad"

- Jake Nolan, The Paramedic (via Twitter)

Can't wait until this dude's band kicks him out for ruining their career potential on VC and in AP.

I work for a UK mag, so they're fucked here too! aha

Also, his chin looks like balls.

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Move units, 5000 plays a day, hot topic concert, fuck you all, I'm going to make it, I look like Lurch, fuck jews and japs, OI OI OI, underground oi punk basement shitty cassette recordings.

I wish I knew why this was funny.

Oh well.

http://vinylcollective.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=44742

Have fun, man.

Sadly, he deleted his posts but they're mostly quoted.

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Yeah I totally spaced on that. Sucks he had to be such a pussy.

Couldn't he have just left us the damn posts since he was leaving?!

Guess he breached confidentiality with Hot Topic when he told us how many units he moved.

I think I've pieced it together now. But it must've been much better before his posts were removed.

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I've tried reading that, but since he's gone any posts he made that aren't quoted are gone too. So the whole thing doesn't make sense.

Im in the same boat. i have been visiting the site less and less these days and totally missed out on all of this.

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Jakie's daily schedule:

11 AM - Wake up

11:15 - Reheat pizza

11:30 - Watch cartoons

12 PM - Get ready for band practice (picking which black v-neck and doing his hair takes up most of this time)

1:30 - Ask mom for a ride over to the abercrombie models house

1:45 - Gather around the computer to check out how many friends and comments they got

3:30 - Practice choreographed head banging

4:30 - Play through all their songs

4:45 - Decide what hot topic to play at next

5:00 - Call up mom for a ride home

5:15 - Lurk on vinyl trade boards because he is no longer welcome to post

8:00 - Call up some friends to hang out (none answer)

8:30 - Get back on myspace and claim to be any of the other members besides the old guy in an attempt to pick up chicks.

10:30 - Masterbate

11:00 - Cry

11:30 - Fall asleep

Repeat.

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