dante3000 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 So I've wanted to tell someone about this but I don't want to seem like a freak. Since I don't know any of y'all it seems like a good idea. I had this crazy ass dream last night where I'm at work and I go to use the urinal. I go into the bathroom and there's some guy I don't recognize washing his hands, I head over to the urinal. I'm peeing in the urinal (which usually means I'm pissing the bed but I'm safe) and I rip this huge fart. The guy washing his hands makes this disgusted noise and I look back to say "excuse me" or something. Suddenly, I realize that it's not a guy but a woman. Confused and embarrassed I turn to look back at the urinal and ignore her. Only it's not a urinal, it's now a stall and instead of a bowl it's a woman sitting on a toilet and I'm pissing all over her face. I'm pretty sure I woke up after that or I was transported to some field or something but that was the weirdest damn dream ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Fetish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 oh wow that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Thats amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magalvsr13 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 kinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 haha just go with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 There's chicks that would pay for you to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 There's chicks that would pay for you to do that. In my experience, I've found that most 12 year olds don't have that kind of cash handy. Wait, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scriptedrain Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 There's chicks that would pay for you to do that. In my experience, I've found that most 12 year olds don't have that kind of cash handy. HAHAHA That's one fucked up dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I'm pretty sure I woke up after that or I was transported to some field or something For some reason, this is actually my favorite part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 Alright, at least people think it's funny. That's how I took it but I didn't want to tell anyone and have them be like, "eww, you're sick". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I love dreams for this exact reason, they are so fucking weird some times. I love it. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 eww, you're sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andywax Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 (which usually means I'm pissing the bed but I'm safe) Hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 That dream is really funny, but "No more holiday food"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted December 15, 2007 Author Share Posted December 15, 2007 That dream is really funny, but "No more holiday food"? Right, I basically had this last night after my company holiday party where I ate about four pounds of bread pudding and cheese cake. Not my usual late lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Shit, I'm going to eat four pounds of bread pudding and cheese cake and see if I have some fucked up dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggiesized Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I had a date like that once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I had a date like that once. You pissed in her face, or you ate four pounds of junk food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 I had a date like that once. You pissed in her face, or you ate four pounds of junk food? Today I asked my chemistry teacher if I could go to the bathroom during our study time. She said no. I told her that if I couldn't go to the bathroom, I'd either piss in her sink or on her face. I got sent to the dean. He thought it was funny (everyone knows she's a bitch) and he let me go to the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 You pissed in her face, or you ate four pounds of junk food?Today I asked my chemistry teacher if I could go to the bathroom during our study time. She said no. I told her that if I couldn't go to the bathroom, I'd either piss in her sink or on her face. I got sent to the dean. He thought it was funny (everyone knows she's a bitch) and he let me go to the bathroom. That's just how your mom likes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 Today I asked my chemistry teacher if I could go to the bathroom during our study time. She said no. I told her that if I couldn't go to the bathroom, I'd either piss in her sink or on her face. I got sent to the dean. He thought it was funny (everyone knows she's a bitch) and he let me go to the bathroom. That's just how your mom likes it. She probably does, that sick bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtmanner Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 That's just how your mom likes it.She probably does, that sick bitch. Probably? Let's try HELL YEAH SHE DOES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dietrich Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 man that made me laugh so hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 1dante1girl1bowl.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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